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Hot Apple Blast

While a woman is menstruating, a man sticks his penis in the blood flow from the woman's vagina. He proceeds to cum on her face splattering her in semen and blood.
-"Did you hear about Karen?"
-"No what"
-"Steve gave her a hot apple blast"
-"Sweet".
by Matt April 6, 2005
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Crab Apple McNasties

A slang term commonly given to a grouchy individual, particularly to young spoiled children or women on their rags.
Mary has the Crab Apple McNasties today; she's such a bitch!
by Kitano January 20, 2006
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Apple Cheek Goon

A country bumpkin not yet accustomed to the ways and likes of city folk.
Jessa you apple cheek goon. I asked for Jacks 'n' Coke not moonshine!
by bamba_clat July 13, 2010
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apple computer

The original designers of Windows. They were using thier own GUI when developing and Bill Gates bought it from them on the cheap and proceeded to market it as his own making a fortune. So a good definition would be Unlucky and shortsighted
by Ferg June 30, 2003
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Bobbing for Donkey Apples

While having anal intercourse with your partner in a gas station bathroom, your partner bobs for the turds in the toilet that you have recently left for them.
Jane and I were at the AMPM yesterday and I made that bitch go bobbing for donkey apples.
by CHANCE916 May 19, 2006
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Norwegian Apple Pie

1. (noun) A fruit pie with a mainly apple-based filling, originating from central Norway.

2. (noun) A devious sex act involving a vinyl and plastic desk chair, an unopened can of mandarin oranges, five medium sized hypo-allergenic feather pillows, a blowtorch, 18 feet of rope, and a 9-inch red dildo.
I could really go for a Norwegian Apple Pie right now...
by yoctatrine July 27, 2016
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Feed 'em apples

Instead of getting your space ship shot down by some asshole, you crash it into the nearest building.
Watch this, i'm gonna feed 'em apples there, eh?
by AnOldRottenCunt September 28, 2020
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