Alabama Water Snake

Tying your legs together and jumping in a lake with a rucksack full of rocks.

Keith thought he’d try an Alabama water snake to end it all.

by Speeggggy July 10, 2024

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alabama backrub

If someone nails you to the floor and beats you with a croquet mallet

Jimmy was being so rude when playing croquet that I decided to give him an Alabama Backrub alabama backrub rub back america

by the123456 May 26, 2014

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Alabama Finger Trap

When a partner puts one finger up your urethra and another on their opposite hand up your butt. More engaging if the penetrating party pretends they can't pull their fingers out

Person A: I've never had an Alabama Finger Trap that tight since my wife passed.
Person B: God rest her soul. Is that why you wanted to hook up at the funeral home?

by ToiletsAblaze420 October 7, 2023

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When one is constipated to the point in which they must extricate the plugged feces using their pointer and middle fingers entwined (like a corkscrew) and reach up to their own anus to scrape and remove the feces.

“Billy Ray was so constipated, he had to pull out the ol’ “Alabama Fish Hook” in order to feel better!”

by McNutz March 8, 2021

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Alabama Hello

When a girl in Alabama sees a guy she finds attractive, wants to fuck but.. hasn't met yet. She walks up to him says "Haayyyyy" spits her Copenhagen out, grabs his dick and sticks her tongue down his throat.

That Auburn cheerleader gave me a very warm Alabama Hello.

by GAOpticsGuru June 6, 2023

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