Weed Whacker

A girl that only goes for a guy because they have drugs.

Guy: Hey what you doin this weekend?
Girl: Sorry I’m taken
Guy: I got a few puffs and a bong back at mine you wanna come???
Girl: Oh actually my boyfriend just broke up with me so yeah sure
Guy: Actually you know what no... your just a weed whacker just like the others

by Slimetheboss July 4, 2020

weed

weed

man: weed.
woman: what?
man: w e e d.

by overdosed by eating 12 monkeys June 19, 2023

Carson Weed

Carson Weed is a middle school student with blonde hair. He is a mega duchebag who gets no action. Carson Weed is also secretly gay and has dreams of becoming a pornstar with lots of hairy men.

"You're a total Carson Weed"

by MisterFister69420 May 14, 2021

share weed

You don't.

"Bro will share weed with me?"
"No"

by Puffpuffnah October 24, 2015

frat weed

Overpriced weed that does not get you high.

Stephan: "Ayo need any weed for this weekend? I'll hook you up."
Rob: "Hell no kid you sell that frat weed shit get stepping or get dropped bitch."

by disclexic March 28, 2021

weed hound

Someone that smokes a shit load of weed.

Ever since Carlos got deported, he's become a major weed hound.

by wah1232 March 17, 2017

Weed

read the weed!

Weed yo products!

by TrumpTheKiđkissingSexoffenđer. October 22, 2020