Emily

A girl who is really short and tempermental. Will easily get mad when you insult her height.

Wow she's only 5'1"? She's an Emily

by aslkdfjasd;lfk April 24, 2022

Emily

A puzzle that will never be solved because it was designed in a neon and random sequence without a resolution. Don’t let her champagne spill on you because I guarantee she doesn’t understand what fuck you means due to being a white woman without a soul

Emily: fuck you
Gaara: this isn’t a chrome hearts jacket if you mean that we’re fucking done babe
Emily: I don’t like you and I sure as hell don’t love you so why would I be embarrassed
Gaara: I hate you
Emily: I hate you
Gaara: you left me here to die
Emily: No I didn’t because you are without a soul pathetic money-kisser
Gaara: touché, bitch

by Oceaneyesoceaneyesoceanemily April 6, 2025

Emily

Emily is a pretty girl but there fricking pick mes I swear they be like when I take a group picture she be “omg guys I’m soooo ugly I messed up the pic” in my mind I be like ya Emily your are ugly “ but everyone is like no Emily your so pretty we love you your. It ugly and I’m like wtf this fricking bish they can be two faced too I talk with some Emily she was so fricking mean I swear then everyone come to her there like hiiii Emily and she is like hiii bestie! Then she is soo nice to be ughhhhh and I swear they date only jakes I swearrrr

“Taking a pic
Some fricking Emily: looks at the pic

Some fricking Emily: omg guy *starts crying

Some dude: what happen Emily !.!.?.
Some fricking Emily : I i I look sooookooooooooooooo ugly I messed this up
Some girl : Emily it’s ok you look beautiful

Me : wtf
Some fricking Emily awwwwwww thanks
Me POV: bruh your are ugly

by By Lazycookie June 3, 2022

Emily

A rare type if girl that will care for you and be there for you through every battle. She is beautiful in every way possible, she is smart and loyal and always truthful. An emily can be the best thing to happen to you... SO NEVER LOSE HER!!!! Cause if you do you will spend the rest of your life regretting letting her go.
Man how did you manage to get your girlfriend she is the full package!

I know im so lucky i got an emily in my life i dont ever want to lose her!

I know im so lucky i got an emily in my life i dont ever want to lose her!

by Himmler November 23, 2021

Emily

A girl that you can count on to make your penis erupt. She knows how to attract all men especially ones named Ignacio. She got the killer moves and knows how to “do it” in any part of the house ;)

Damn Emily is so wet

I know man

by 10000000000000 April 15, 2019

Emili

You are more fun than anyone or anything I know, including bubble wrap.
You are the most perfect you there is.
You are enough.
You are one of the strongest people I know.
You look great today.
You have the best smile.
Your outlook on life is amazing.
You just light up the room.
You are an amazing person our friendship is the most wonderful thing, we listen to everything that we have to say to each other and we also listen to everything that we don't say to each other.” "I always have and will always tell you what you need to hear, even when it's not easy.." “I can't imagine a day without you, dear best friend. Emili your the best and baddest bitch ever hoe!!

Omg is that emili?

Yes, jeez im so jealous how she pull off looking good at all times!

by thewitchriri March 17, 2023

Emily Dumb Word Disorder (EDWD)

Is a mental disease that affects the brain and its cells making the person dumb, incapable of functioning, with symptoms like aggresiveness, irresponsabilty, lack of empathy, allucination, jealousy, vengative and untolerant behaviour, obssesive self love and also making deprecating comments to itself , delusion, high ego (almost narcissist or a sociopath ) random and weird behaviour.

1. Emily has the Emily Dumb Word Disorder (EDWD) so she can't function well in class.

2. The Emily Dumb Word Disorder (EDWD) make her very crazy.

by p00pface123 March 2, 2021