MMMmonkeys's definitions

the lactose intolerant friend

The friend that never shuts the fuck up about being lactose intolerant. This friend more than likely isnt even really lactose intolerant. This type of friend manages to mention that they're lactose intolerant in every conversation.

Friend 1: "Do you guys want snacks for the party?"
Lactose Intolerant Friend: "As long as there is no cheese. Remeber I'm lactose intolerant?"
Friend 2: "Wow, you're definitely the lactose intolerant friend."

by MMMmonkeys March 4, 2021

Emily

Someone who is very annoying and is probably not vaccinated.
Can't wear converse because there's a pride line of converse.

Emily: Umm I'm saving this seat for someone.
You: You're such an Emily

by MMMmonkeys January 25, 2020

Potato Quality

A group of two or less friends, with a low amount of brain cells.

Two friends laughing at a stupid joke:
Friend 1: Its not even funny ( continues laughing )
Friend 2: We are such a potato quality

by MMMmonkeys January 25, 2020