Shit

A word used as a preference rather than fuck. Also used as another word for poop/fertilizer.

Shit I died in fortnight. Or. I just shit myself fuck.

by Shit I died on a streak 🤣 😭 July 21, 2022

Shit cunt

Someone with the job title of “tree preservation officer”

I had to ask this shit cunt if I could build my house and he told me I can’t shave a few twigs off my trees. Utter shit cunt

by SickC January 4, 2023

Epstein Shit

Epstein shit is when you unapologetically use people as assets, are on your sigma grindset, and are really touching paper. Similar to “bag chasing” but on a more elite (((connected))) level. The phrase was coined by @leadingains on X

I’m on my Epstein Shit nigga!

by anonymous March 18, 2025

shitted feets

fitted sheets

Shitted feets arr impiratical for hotel use.

by arrrmatey2 September 4, 2022

Shit-Swapping

The act of pressing your and another person's anus together and defecating into the other person's anus, or the other person defecating into your anus.

Ray William Johnson: Last night I heard Sheila and MacDonald were Shit-Swapping!
Bart: What the hell is Shit-Swapping?
Ray William Johnson: MacDonald was letting Sheila take a fat dukey in his asshole!

by godzillamaster099 August 13, 2018

Shit on a stick

You're giving anal to someone and they shit on your dick
Every hole's a goal

Shit on a stick

by WeAreTheOppositeOfAwesome March 20, 2015

Shit Goblet

For a special kind of Arsehole

That van driver who almost killed me today was a real “Shit Goblet”

by Aknownmouse August 28, 2025