You Made Dough?

When you become so mad you ascend into a loaf of bread that is made.

Person 1: I lost my potato
Person 2: Shut up I hate potatos!
Person 1: Potato.
Person 2 (Now Made): WHAT THE FUCK I'M BLOCKING YOU
Person 1: You Made Dough?

by Troy Bruce Byrnes November 3, 2011

Scholarly gentle-douche

A guy who appears to be a gentleman and a scholar, but is really a douchebag.

Girl 1: "So I was talking to this guy who seemed alright, but then just turned into a douchebag."
Boy 1: "Sounds like that guy was a scholarly gentle-douche."

by Sokolebowski November 7, 2011

two seater douche canoe

One who is filled so much with douche that it would fit inside a two seater canoe.

That kid is the biggest kind of jerk. One might call him a two seater douche canoe

by SwagBadger August 28, 2012

punching the dough

The act of having sex with a woman with a yeast infection.

"I was punching the dough with Tayla last night, if you know what I mean."

by katalyst1234256 August 26, 2013

Miami Fried Dough

First you have to have one volunteer to be jizzed on. Either male or female will work. They must strip down to nothing while 70 men wank off and jizz all over the volunteer. Be careful though. All 70 of the men must jizz at the same time so jizz is still liquidy. Once the volunteer is jizzed on, roll them in flour and rub olive oil or canola oil onto the volunteer. Once you are done oiling the volunteer, throw them out onto the beaches of Miami to fry in the sun. That is how you make a Miami fried dough.

A: Dude, Jimmy volunteered for a Miami fried dough and he didn't know what it was.

B: No way dude!

A: He crisped up good

by DingleHopper August 30, 2013

The Sunday Double

The Sunday Double is a surprise sex attack that happens on a Sunday during a double shift at work.

Jen and Eric are going in the freezer for The Sunday Double.

by swaggiegod420 February 10, 2014

shove that dough

Laundering money by filtering it through a legitimate business

I heard this saying in a movie I recently watched. "Let 'em have it" 1935 black and white film The gangster robbed a bank and wanted to launder the money but no one wanted the to do business with him and the gangster said I"ll show you I will get 80 cents on the dollar I will show you how to "shove that dough"

by sweetpea801 March 3, 2014