dubai chocolate cookies

when you shit in a cookie pan and then bake it

I cant wait to eat some dubai chocolate cookies

by boobirdnrtd November 27, 2025

Crab infested coochie cricket

A hoe that jumps from person to person that is also infested with crabs.

“ I’m pretty sure that hoe slept with half my friends list, and she gave them crabs. “
“ oh so she’s a crab infested coochie cricket?”

by Close2Calamity December 25, 2025

Keeping him cool

Fucking a man in the ass

When it came to how jake and Paul hung out with cheddar wiz his freshman year they were keeping him cool

by Rocheman4280 December 27, 2025

A Penguin That Prefers His Fish Cooked Waddles On A Slippery Slope

The translation of a Swedish proverb to mean not to dwell on things that cannot be

Jack: So I've been putting a lot of thought into it and I think Jessica and I would make a great couple!

George: Come on Jack, remember what dad always told us: "A Penguin That Prefers His Fish Cooked Waddles On A Slippery Slope." You know you have no chance with Jessica, stop obsessing over it.

by Zoom_Zolomon March 28, 2020

At least it's not the Cookies

cookies is a replacement for twins who no one actually likes

"I have to hang out with Rebecca tomorrow"
"At least it's not the cookies"

by BitchInRed April 4, 2020

for real real with the cool J

A way to agree with sass

"OMG this movie is stupid!"
"Yeah, for real real with the cool J!"

by Felipe sin los muchachos March 7, 2021

National Give an Otter a Cookie Day

Occuring on July 29th, its the day where you give your favorite otter friend a cookie!

"Hey, do you have the cookies prepared? Tomorrow is National Give an Otter a Cookie Day!"

by Anonymous Person Smile July 28, 2022