the nes-shits

a term for the small round feces that resemble the childrens cereal

bob: " damn that worcester egg pimms big mix gave me the nes-shits"

carl:"fuck have you seen that tramp!, shes covered in nes-shits"

bob:"lord above"

by impman lorenz June 18, 2011

Shits and Giggles

Doing idiotic, childish, abnormal, or even just illegal activities for fun.

A: "OH MY GOD! WHY DID YOU BLOW UP GRANDMA'S HOUSE?!?"

B: "For shits and giggles :)"

by adamwtf February 28, 2022

Taking a shit

Taking a shit is when you physically take your shit out a toilet and put it in a blender with some berries and vanilla extract (optional). Turn the blender on until it has all thoroughly mixed. Once thoroughly mixed, boil on an open flame for 10 minutes. Finally, put it in a glass and drink till your hearts content.

Damn, this drink tastes so good! I just love taking a shit

by Taking a shit June 21, 2023

shit

a carousel (a nice word)

A shit moved like a wheel in Alameda County Fair with music.

by forehard bill July 20, 2018

Shit Fit

When someone wears an all brown outfit

Look at Matt’s shit fit today

by shitfit846284 February 11, 2025

Cock Shit Inhaler

Someone who be eating ass and cock everyday. Dude just can’t get enough of that cock and shit. Sometimes he even sucks on a knee. Bro is just gay as fuck

“Bro why the fuck does Garrett always smell like cock and shit?”
“Cuz he’s a Cock Shit Inhaler

by Poopcum69420 February 10, 2020

Shit missile

A turd, most often, launched by hand. Most often, the object will belong to/from the thrower.

Bro! Did you see the roof in the men's bathroom? There's something brown stuck right up in there!

It was probably Henry. He's been been launching shit missiles again. What a dickhole! Just don't stay in one place too long and you'll be fine.

by Sharts At Will November 15, 2025