Crackfaced my teddy

Crackfaced my teddy : Lick my pussy
Suck my dick

1.Person: Ewww you look like a hoe
2.Person:Crackfaced my teddy,bitch!!!

by Big booty but not hoe October 19, 2019

Oh my gaw

When you need to say "Oh my God" without saying God's name in vain. It is a combination of the words "gazing in awe" as a description of what you're doing in the moment.

"Oh my gaw. Did you see him kiss that other girl?"
"Gurl, yes. That's so ratchet."

by tropical_aesthetic.11 October 21, 2019

fuck my ear

This means fuck my life.

Her: There was an accident.
Him: It’s not even winter yet.

Her: Fuck my ear.

by Dylwit October 23, 2019

Scan my papers

Fuck the living shit outta someone till they pass out

Moose: Ezra can I come to your house to scan my papers?

by R_@_N October 23, 2019

That’s my BESTFRIEND

Someone you care about and love that is funny and he/she is your whole world.

Girl: who is that she looks fun
Me: that’s my BESTFRIEND Makaylee

by StAcEyStEwArT October 28, 2019

My dick

My dick is a huuuge dick

My dick. A great story

Person1: Hello how are you?
Person 2: I got a big dick...
Person 1: Can you marry me?

by Bøøna October 29, 2019

Oh my hole

A spin off of the phrase oh my god used all around ireland. Can be used if ones suprised to hear something.

Oh my hole i cant believe how drunk i got last night

by Anon45654638 October 29, 2019