Manufacturing a shit

Successfully forcing oneself to defecate when one doesn't have the urge to do so.

John told his wife that he had to take a dump, but he found himself manufacturing a shit after his urge was a false alarm.

by Original Orangutans June 30, 2023

Trump-shit crazy

What you need to exhibit when you need to portray an image scarier than a rabid, urinating, maskless bat from Wuhan singing in the choir, an image to rival that of the shit arranged for your consideration , you need ONLY be "Trump-shit crazy", a SOLID 11 dialled up on the crazy knob.

If a husband "pokes the bear" to make a point to his jealous wife, he had better peg his dial at 11, "Trump-shit crazy" if he expects to even be noticed as being "upset".

by You rReal Name July 2, 2020

i shitted in my pants

help

i shitted in my pants

by 7568ino January 14, 2024

sack a shit

a real disingenuous person
one exhibits disappointing human behavior

He is a real sack a shit

by sengseal July 20, 2017

fubu shit

violence happening everywhere

or
scary shit going on

"There's a whole lotta fubu shit going on man"

by AGN7939 August 15, 2022

shit a brick

Similarly to shitting stones, shitting bricks, shitting rocks, shitting a brick is when you are terrified, it can be a joking tone or a serious tone although it's mainly a joking tone.

On another serious note I actually shit what seemed to be a brick just a few minutes ago, it was shaped as a block and it inspired me to write this.

My guy, I just shit a brick after taking that incredibly hard test
I just shit a brick and afterwards I felt so good I almost became high
I just shit a brick and it looked like a Poneglyph from one piece

by Greatneil80 November 28, 2022

Shit Stump

The act of trying to flatulate out out gas from your rectum, but is blocked by a small piece of feces that was pushed through the bowels by gas, usually needing to get the blockage clears by going to the restroom.

"Man, I really have to fart, but every time I try, I feel like it's blocked by a shit stump, And I feel like I have to shit."

by Kyzore November 20, 2019