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eat shit

Litterally telling someone to eat themselves because they are shit. Basically a shit comeback to any roast
Guy 1: ur mom gai
Guy 2: eat shit
by coolDefBoi December 4, 2019
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nigga shit

"nigga shit" when somebody does something that only "niggas" would do. For example, if someone that you know is struggling to pay their rent and child support, and then they buy a benz or a hellcat when they already have a car, to show off, that's some nigga shit. Another example, let's say you were acting a fool and talking like you run shi wherever you are, in front of anyone, that's some nigga shit. There's a secret war going on in the communities between black people and niggas, once a nigga does some nigga shit, they have a bad assumption about the black people near them, whether they are good or bad.

Curated by the one and only: Mr. S
"You seen homeboi get a new 2025 Benz?"
"Don't he got 4 kids on child support and was asking us for rent money last Tuesday?"
"Smh, he on some nigga shit".
OR
"Look at this nigga buying chains when you KNOW he be couch hopping left and right.
by da401specialist August 1, 2025
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The Holy Shit

When, due to a combination of excessive horniness and constipation, one spontaneously ejaculates (for a man while still soft, see shooting from the hip) during an especially strenuous attempt to excrete.
Friend 1: Dude I'm worried that mac and cheese is going to cause me to take The Holy Shit
Friend 2: Oh god, why would your lactose intolerant ass eat dairy mid-November, it's a recipe for disaster
by user31415 January 12, 2021
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shit

A shit moved like a wheel in Alameda County Fair with music.
by forehard bill July 20, 2018
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Taking a shit

Taking a shit is when you physically take your shit out a toilet and put it in a blender with some berries and vanilla extract (optional). Turn the blender on until it has all thoroughly mixed. Once thoroughly mixed, boil on an open flame for 10 minutes. Finally, put it in a glass and drink till your hearts content.
Damn, this drink tastes so good! I just love taking a shit
by Taking a shit June 21, 2023
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Palm shit

Tray and Reno are walking down the street and see a anti-everything protest.

Tray: This is some palm shit.
Reno: Bro what is palm shit
Tray: You not knowing is some palm shit too.
by TofuKiba June 22, 2021
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Shits and Giggles

Doing idiotic, childish, abnormal, or even just illegal activities for fun.
A: "OH MY GOD! WHY DID YOU BLOW UP GRANDMA'S HOUSE?!?"

B: "For shits and giggles :)"
by adamwtf February 28, 2022
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