Shit Sandwich

The act of eating ones ass after they’ve had a shit, but BEFORE they wipe their ass.

I made Martha a shit sandwich last night!

by Max Ruiz March 18, 2020

shit pouch

modern slang for diaper

“3 year olds are easy all you do is change their shit pouch and feed them”

by cumguzzler92 June 15, 2021

shit

a brown piece of poop floats in the toilet bowl while a kid stays on his phone for an hour on the toilet

¨i think i have to shit¨

by Whatismyassdoingupsidedown June 9, 2022

piece of shit

a piece of digested food

person A: hey you are a piece a shit

person B: k

person a suggested that the person is bad and and that he does not like him or her

piece of shit is therefore that you do not enjoy the individuals personality

by saaaaap dod April 19, 2018

shit flute

The way you ruin a whole song by your awful flute-play

Jake can't play flute at all, but he force his shit flute play for Mozart's masterpiece

by Fede_Manroe22 July 5, 2019

Adam & Eve Shit

Adam and Eve were true lovers who loved each other so damn much they couldn’t give a damn if anyone saw that they nude with each other 24/7

“Did you hear? Rebecca and Steven walked around campus in the nude today!”

“Man, that is some Adam & Eve shit”

by HeathDickens02 March 27, 2024

Shit's Straight Bonkers

(Adj.) When things have been become so strange, or weird that it nears the territory of being unreal. As if the world has gone insane.

After experiencing something so surreal, all I could say to describe it is that "Shit's Straight Bonkers man"

Todd: "Did you hear about what Jason's ability ended being?"
Liam: "Yeah, like how it's supposed to make his life like a game?"
Todd: "Yeah imagine that. Shit's straight bonkers dude, unbelievable!"
Jason: "Can Confirm! Shit Is STRAIGHT BONKERS DUDE"

by Jay Reign January 22, 2023