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Self Bantz

Doing something that no one else but yourself will reap any sort of laughter from but you know inside that you have done it just for shits and gigs.
While on his own he posted shit in a letter to a random address who he has no connection to whatsoever to have self bantz
by SelfBantz March 1, 2018
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Self awareness

Self awareness is when someone is self aware. (I know, it’s shocking)
Guy 1: “do you have self awareness?
Guy 2: “why is there no quotation mark at the end of what you said?”
Guy 1: “what?”

Guy 1: “HELLO?!?”
by MyNameIsCalvin July 18, 2024
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Self-Keeping Secret

The anti-meme

The self-keeping secret
by Whatsit2yaa May 3, 2022
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self pleasurevation

Slang for masturbation or any other activity that one derives pleasure from without the assistance of anyone else.
My groin injury wasn't caused by sexual intercourse it was caused by self pleasurevation.
by AmadeuS469 September 10, 2022
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Self produced back lotion

When you offer your girlfriend a back rub that quickly becomes sexual resulting in you spilling your manhood flavored Neutrogena lotion all over your significant others back.
Boyfriend Hey baby you want a back rub?
Girlfriend Please baby I’ts been a long day.
Boyfriend Okay get on your stomach.
Girlfriend .....
Boyfriend Get ready I’m about to give you some self produced back lotion.
Girlfriend What
Boyfriend *Skeets his Neutrogena all over his girlfriends bacne*
Girlfriend Why is it warm
Boyfriend Sorry... I’ll go get the rag.
by GyratingMeatStick March 10, 2018
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Hit vanilla cream to help out with your self esteem

(a black person, undeniably a male) to ejaculate and rub their semen on themselves to try to look white.
Hit vanilla cream to help out with your self esteem
by DefinitionsPlug June 11, 2024
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