When you fuck a girl in the ass, pull out your dick covered in shit, and slap her in the face with it.
by Modernprophet13 March 17, 2018
When you switch lanes because your lane is going slow but the new lane starts going even slower.
This can happen on the highway when you switch lanes, or at a store when you switch checkout lines.
Combination of b^*&( slapped and "switch."
This can happen on the highway when you switch lanes, or at a store when you switch checkout lines.
Combination of b^*&( slapped and "switch."
by Ae5Ea8 September 14, 2016
1) In old Mexican pueblos ( villages, small towns ) the local folks use the flatside of machetes to beat someone severely ( usually the boy got someone's female relative preggers, stole property, defiant to the local don, etc) but not to be killed only as living message to not disturb the peace.
2) Someone showing signs of having a Latin lover ( usually a Latino male lover).
3) Latino males enaging in giving someone a " physcial reeducation " ( asswhooping ) to not disturb the peace and left as a living reminder to not be a jack hole in the hood.
2) Someone showing signs of having a Latin lover ( usually a Latino male lover).
3) Latino males enaging in giving someone a " physcial reeducation " ( asswhooping ) to not disturb the peace and left as a living reminder to not be a jack hole in the hood.
Girl you glowing when we pass that taco hut stand! What?! You got machete slapped last night ?!
Miguel learned to not steal the " medicine plants " of Old man Paco the hard way. Paco shows Miguel the old school ways of correction by machete slapping his ass since his parents taught him no respect for other people's property.
Miguel learned to not steal the " medicine plants " of Old man Paco the hard way. Paco shows Miguel the old school ways of correction by machete slapping his ass since his parents taught him no respect for other people's property.
by Ev1lJRoyce December 30, 2013
The side chick, the chick that means nothing. The one who ain't around for very long. The girl who always wants to be more but never can be.
"Nah dude we aren't dating she means nothing to me. She is just Slap peas, ya know? Cuz I am slappin' her peas ;/"
by iggysmalls123 April 15, 2018
When you grind on your bed and it hurts when the force of gravity gets strong and pulls you down hard, you get a boner.
Boy: Hey, I just bed slapped my bed and it hurts. I got a boner from it.
Girl: Why did you get the boner?
Boy: Uhhh that’s too much info. Cya!
Girl: Bye!
Girl: Why did you get the boner?
Boy: Uhhh that’s too much info. Cya!
Girl: Bye!
by Nana my Bananas March 29, 2018
A punch to the heart that doesn't have to hurt you physically but damn sure goes straight to the feels.
"Fuck you Kenny, you can't go studying abroad! You are the worst best friend ever"
*SMACK*
"That didn't even hurt"
"I don't care, it was a soul slap!"
*SMACK*
"That didn't even hurt"
"I don't care, it was a soul slap!"
by Boo2000 August 15, 2017