Stinky liquid turtle pleb

When you're about to poo and you just can't hold it in, so it just comes out.

Can also be used as an insult.

"I just did a stinky liquid turtle pleb"

"I couldn't help it, the stinky liquid turtle pleb just came out"

"You're a stinky liquid turtle pleb"

Stinky liquid turtle pleb by Kawabunghole May 22, 2009

Two Fingered Turtle 

A masturbating technique that uses both the thumb and for finger in a very peculiar way. Usually resulting with either all four inserted in the anus. or just the thumbs are and the forefingers are tickling the gooch.

Rapist and pedifiles use this lure in little boys and girls by saying
"Have you ever seen a Two Fingered Turtle?"

Two Fingered Turtle by Kinga da Kleet February 28, 2010

Waxing the turtle 

To consume larger quanities of marijuana at one time. To polish the "green".

Timmy and i just got done "waxing the turtle".

Waxing the turtle by drhandbanana May 29, 2010

Ninja Turtle Sex 

Sexual intercourse while wearing backpacks.

Hey Joe, do you want to have Ninja Turtle sex this weekend?

Ninja Turtle Sex by BrookesKitten May 8, 2016

Snapping Turtle

Someone who sends an excessive amount of snap chats. Someone may be considered a snapping turtle if they routinely snap every element of their day, or consistently have a snap story over 100 seconds.

"Did you see my snaps of the concert last night??"
"Yea dude, how could have I missed the 250 second story, you're quite the snapping turtle"

Snapping Turtle by nruss June 19, 2015

Burmese Pocket Turtle 

A sneaky sexual move in which the man whips out his penis while sneaking up on a girl and proceeds to insert it into the females pocket.

girl after having penis inserted into pocket: "What the heck?"
guy: "Bitch thats the burmese pocket turtle."

Burmese Pocket Turtle by DukingMonster November 23, 2009

Japanese Turtle Sandwich 

When a man massages a woman's labia minora slowly with his tongue. This is said to be a "turtle sandwich" because the man is "eating-out" the woman slowly (like a turtle would). The Japanese root of this phrase is there because Japanese people have a strong affiliation with turtles, especially in their diet.

Wegner (Teacher) - You're expose is late! You're getting an F this quarter!
Young Student - NO PLEASE! I'll do anything!!
Wegner (Teacher) - Even... a Japanese Turtle Sandwich?
Young Student - (gulps)... Yes! Even that!

(the process follows)

Japanese Turtle Sandwich by Franco P. December 14, 2008