Definitions by nruss
Snapping Turtle
Someone who sends an excessive amount of snap chats. Someone may be considered a snapping turtle if they routinely snap every element of their day, or consistently have a snap story over 100 seconds.
"Did you see my snaps of the concert last night??"
"Yea dude, how could have I missed the 250 second story, you're quite the snapping turtle"
"Yea dude, how could have I missed the 250 second story, you're quite the snapping turtle"
Snapping Turtle by nruss June 19, 2015
Shaken Mac Syndrome
When your macintosh or Apple computer repeatedly stops working or displays the "spinning rainbow ball of death", the common cure is to pick your mac up and move it in a shaking motion.
Shaken Mac Syndrome by NRuss February 23, 2009