Waffle Fart

A waffle fart is something you call someone who is square (boring) and you don't want around you.

I don't want him to come, he's a waffle fart.

by ChrispyJay January 18, 2018

Eaten Potato Waffle

An unfinished game of Tetris. It has a crispy exterior and a fluffy interior, depending on what temperature you eat it at.

"Did you finish that Tetris game?" "No, and it looks like an Eaten Potato Waffle!"

by jiminyourpants April 21, 2018

Waffle Stomper

An individual who shits in the shower only to stomp it down the drain with their bare feet typically resulting in an image similar to that of a waffle (e.g., a shit waffle).

Omg Ian B., stop being such a waffle stomper!

by Ian Burroughs September 2, 2023

Waffled-egg-syrup scabadoosh

This is an idiom that you say instead of using bad words when you are in front of kids.

This is a complete Waffled-egg-syrup scabadoosh!

by Aphi_losopher January 19, 2022

girls waffle

It's a women's vagina

Hey chase did you see that girls waffle sticking out?

by knowledge freak January 23, 2015

Dry waffles

When something or someone is super bland or boring.

"Shit's dry waffles man" "It was totes dry waffles"

by Jerjerad June 28, 2020

waffle nugget

what a 10 year old would call you in place of calling you a right cunt when they can’t actually your a right cunt

well you’re uh you’re a waffle nugget

by DahliaTheWeremoth June 11, 2025