Old Bae Seasoning

A phrase for setting up the description your older lover's mood.

The Old Bae Seasoning at my house has been rather salty recently. Her sister's visit was supposed to be for just a weekend, and here it's Wednesday. They're driving each other crazy!

by Ephemily October 11, 2017

old fashion chewing

Woman giving falacio; sucking dick

She got on her knees and gave me some old fashion chewing

by AFree ; Alejandro de Freemondo January 27, 2017

5 year olds

theses mfs have a literal spasms every time they see with ".EXE" at the end. They're also toxic little assholes that LOVEEE fortnite and cringey ass youtube videos and things that have died out like 3 years ago.

"Ew it's 5 year olds watching Lankybox!!!"

by Youcantusethisusernow1 May 26, 2023

Old people logic

The bizarre and nonsensical reasoning with minimal logic applied that old people give when tryin to formulate the reasons why or how someone/something occurred, often displayed in utmost confidence.

'I took a dump two times in one night? It definitely must mean that I have diabetes.' ... Old people logic

"I brought home a burger from work last night and ate it while watching tv? I definitely must be depressed and am eating away my problems." ... Old people logic

"I like using cruise control on the highway? I probably am aggressive in nature and this is a natural way for me to express it." ... Old people logic

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by Thomas_the_tank_engine May 20, 2015

old town halls

old town halls is rhyming slang for "balls" because halls rhymes with balls. Most commonly used in Dublin, Irealand because of the Ross O'Carol-Kelly books

WOW that was as subtle as a kick in the old town halls

by CatherineGB September 30, 2008

old brown eye

A rectum. Especially a poorly wiped one.

She has beautiful brown eyes.. and a great old brown eye.

by MYG November 23, 2013

Old Firm Bird

When girls pretend to support rangers/Celtic on old firm day in hope of they boy the fancy will show them some sort of attention, usually noticeable by a Snapchat story saying fuck the pope or queen

She’s such an old firm bird

by Kryptt May 2, 2021