cock monkey

A girl who goes from guy to guy, whether in a relationship or just random sex, just for the cock,like a monkey would go from branch to branch on a tree.

" Rachel is such a cock monkey! She had 2 guys last night and I just seen another one come out this morning!"

by J. Dixon November 6, 2007

Hanging Monkey

The skin that hangs from the female genitalia.

"She had a aesthetically visual hanging monkey."

by Latinlabel May 7, 2005

Monkey Fart

Anyone who is noticeably arrogant, obnoxious, dresses inappropriately for the place they're at, and is completely aware of it, but seems to be desperate for the attention. Whenever one of these people walks into a room, everyone in that room turns and looks at each other, rolling their eyes in the same way they would if a monkey had walked in and farted quite loudly.

Did you see that guy at the gym wearing a gold chain, jeans and a wife beater, doing nothing but curls? Man. what a monkey fart!

Did John really show up to his kid's t-ball game on a sunday afternoon wearing a suit and tie? He doesn't work on the weekends, he's a high school teacher. He's a monkey fart.

by The_Smartest_Man_Alive March 28, 2009

Flesh Monkey

Like Deco, it's used as a racial slur towards the living dead. It is sometimes considered as more derogatory than the term Deco, but is often a lot more common in most undead situations.

Someone watch the barricade! If we don't mend it soon, we'll have flesh monkeys pouring through the windows!

by Alex Pliskin July 20, 2007

Sewer Monkey

An absolutely atrocious smelling human that is too stupid to take a bath and is also lacking common curtesy.

“Holy shit he smells.” “Yeah what a lil fuckin Sewer Monkey.”

by Not_A_SewerMonkey September 5, 2020

monkey snot

also known as strip calk, monkey snot is a black strip of sticky material commonly used automotive upolstry and stereo installations.... usually used when something gets broken and they don't want the owner of the car to find out. GREAT STUFF!

"Get me some monkey snot, I think I just broke their dash trying to get the radio out!"

by Gregory Spooner November 2, 2008

monkey sheeth

monkey sheeth aka... "Jack rag"was brought about due to a friend of mine always masterbating and cleaning himself off with the same article of clothing, towel, paper towel..ect..and leaving it out so someone wiil eventually grab it to wipe something up or off of them...the rag is isually hard and cum stained

say you dont use that rag to wipe up you lil kids face. That is my monkey sheeth

by jgiddy99 December 3, 2004