Dick Turtle 

Game played by males in which they whip out their cock in front a snapping turtle. They must taut the turtle with their dick and try to make him walk 4 feet, slowing backing up so the turtle will follow. If you make the turtle walk 4 feet you win, if the turtle gets your dick you lose. Winner gets to keep your dick. You can only lose once.

Male 1: You down for a game of Dick Chicken later

Male 2: I can't, I played Dick Turtle yesterday and lost.

Dick Turtle by Oldnelly June 9, 2018

lemon turtle

a lemon with a turtle drawn on it normally held by a red headed child screaming “DO YOU LIKE MY LEMON TURTLE!?” If someone says they like the lemon turtle, their a good person. If someone says they don’t like it, their gonna burn in hell.

“oh yea that lemon turtle is amazing”
“U look like a lemon turtle”

lemon turtle by lemon.turtle January 26, 2019

Stinky liquid turtle pleb

When you're about to poo and you just can't hold it in, so it just comes out.

Can also be used as an insult.

"I just did a stinky liquid turtle pleb"

"I couldn't help it, the stinky liquid turtle pleb just came out"

"You're a stinky liquid turtle pleb"

Stinky liquid turtle pleb by Kawabunghole May 22, 2009

Two Fingered Turtle 

A masturbating technique that uses both the thumb and for finger in a very peculiar way. Usually resulting with either all four inserted in the anus. or just the thumbs are and the forefingers are tickling the gooch.

Rapist and pedifiles use this lure in little boys and girls by saying
"Have you ever seen a Two Fingered Turtle?"

Two Fingered Turtle by Kinga da Kleet February 28, 2010

Waxing the turtle 

To consume larger quanities of marijuana at one time. To polish the "green".

Timmy and i just got done "waxing the turtle".

Waxing the turtle by drhandbanana May 29, 2010

Ninja Turtle Sex 

Sexual intercourse while wearing backpacks.

Hey Joe, do you want to have Ninja Turtle sex this weekend?

Ninja Turtle Sex by BrookesKitten May 8, 2016

Snapping Turtle

Someone who sends an excessive amount of snap chats. Someone may be considered a snapping turtle if they routinely snap every element of their day, or consistently have a snap story over 100 seconds.

"Did you see my snaps of the concert last night??"
"Yea dude, how could have I missed the 250 second story, you're quite the snapping turtle"

Snapping Turtle by nruss June 19, 2015