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social media guru

Generally some no-talent dickbag who slummed their way into social media without any knowledge of how to use it for anything other than gaining followers for themselves, attending events, and generally whoring themselves out, because they're 22 and don't know how to business.

See also:

social media -

rockstar

maven
astronaut
ninja
any other horseshit that tries to make them sound important while also being the lowest paid person on staff
"Hi serious client, I'd like to introduce you to our social media guru!"
"Wow, way to throw their credibility directly out the door! I can't wait to work with them!"
by wulgusfactory February 12, 2015
mugGet the social media gurumug.

Social Justice United

Discord server. The common nickname for this is "Satire Jokes United" or "Shitty Jerks United". This place is mostly made out of offensive bitches who said "The word Bruh is offensive now". Theyre Usually very arrogant, bossy, and their ego is the size of this universe.

Saying you like SjU (or is a staff for the satire shit) is like saying your mind is retarded and fatherless. Heck...
Girl: Hey guys I am accepted as a Social Justice United mod!!
Everybody else: EWWW THIS PERSON IS A SJU MOD...
by TheMightyPeacock January 31, 2022
mugGet the Social Justice Unitedmug.

Social Media Cocky

A person that is good looking and uses social media sites (i.e. Facebook, instagram, twitter, etc.) to make themselves seem cocky and cool. But when meeting the person they are awkward and unsure of themselves.
Girl 1: I met Jeff last night.
Girl 2: Oh how did that go?
Girl 1: He was really only social media cocky, it was unfortunate. He seemed so cool online.
by coolasacucumber February 9, 2013
mugGet the Social Media Cockymug.

Social Justice Joker

People that find a way to turn everything you say into something offensive. It started out as funny, but got REALLY annoying as time went on
Person 1: Sally is really awful
Person 2: Are you saying that just because she's a girl? You're SEXI-
Person 1: I will tear your ribcage apart and rip out every vital organ behind them you Social Justice Joker
by AutisticTexas October 4, 2020
mugGet the Social Justice Jokermug.

Social Media Seizure

Random burst of overactivity on your personal social networking sites.
Posting frequently in short periods of time to your twitter, facebook, tumblr, etc.

Girl 1: "Did you see the 12 posts from Jack in the last five minutes on his facebook?!?!"

Girl 2: "Yeah I think he just had a Social Media Seizure"
by k8iegurl May 9, 2011
mugGet the Social Media Seizuremug.

truth anti-social

The fucked-up, incredibly corrupt and already convicted social media mouthpiece, third rate excuse,

and utterly failed ideologic America for presidential candidacy.
Let's get up with the whole truth anti-social and get this POS out of office.
by YAWA June 8, 2023
mugGet the truth anti-socialmug.

anti-social distancing

When you don't want to wear a mask so you stay as far as you can from everybody else. You are being anti-social. Hence, anti-social distancing.
Why is he sitting all the way over there by himself? He is anti-social distancing, so he doesn't have to wear a mask.
by Airium July 12, 2020
mugGet the anti-social distancingmug.

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