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Sausage Hoe

1. A sausage that engages in sexual acts for monetary gain (ho refers to a human that engages in the same activity. The third international Sausage Congress officially added an e to the sausage-related noun)

2. A gardening tool made of meat

3. A strange sound abnormality
Man 1: Dude its a giant hot dog!
Man 2: No man, thats just a Sausage Hoe

Man 1: I need to agitate the soil around plants or remove weeds
Man 2: Here man, use my Sausage Hoe

Man 1: What was that? Did someone screech my name?
Man 2: No man, I didn't hear anything.
Man 3: Thats just a Sausage Hoe, dudes.
by Middle School Choir January 5, 2010
mugGet the Sausage Hoemug.

sausage party

Invite a bunch of people to a party/gathering and only dudes show up.
We planned to have a lit pool party but it turn into a sausage party.
by johnstone337 July 21, 2017
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Blind Sausage Whiff

That was gnarly, almost as bad as a blind sausage whiff
by RockyWears April 18, 2024
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Waiting sausage

Waiting sausage, also known as the norwegian "ventepølse", is a sausage eaten while waiting for the main meal. They are most often connsumed by children, or adults who are really hungry.
"The dinner is ready in two hours, let's eat a waiting sausage while the food gets cooked."

"The food is not ready, fortunately we have plenty of waiting sausages!"
by Hazzern January 29, 2020
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Sausage Belt

Oh man, I forgot my belt - Here take my sausage belt
by Sausage Belt April 25, 2020
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Sausage Bar

A bar composed primarily of insecure men. Patrons of sausage bars make anti-homosexual remarks, yet seem a little too close to their "bros".
"Hey let's go to <insert bar name>!"
"That's a sausage bar but I'm feeling my bros, let's go!"
by Bringindowntheblouse January 28, 2017
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Microphone Sausage

When you put a sausage on a microphone so you can eat while hella gaming.
Person 1: I commuted microphone sausage yesterday
Person 2: Thats an act of war
by ItzzRyanYo September 16, 2020
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