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8 Month Rule 

The time it takes for two people to feel totally comfortable and start acting like their true selves in a relationship. Often times this is the time in which the pair will find out if they are really compatible or it was all just for fun and they were covering up their issues.
"Did you hear that Joe and Cindy broke up?"

"Yeah, totally the 8 month rule, those two were never gonna work, they were just high on the idea, and sex"
8 Month Rule by fakethefunk November 8, 2011
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3 second rule 

The 3 second rule is employed by anal retentives who are not as adventurous or courageous OR hungry enough to utilize the more spunky 5- and 10-second rule. If you are so cautious as to abide by the 3-second rule, maybe you are not cool enough to eat off the floor in the first place.
Adam: I am so hungry because I dropped my meatpie on the floor and it has been 4 seconds and I live by the 3 second rule.

Rebecca and Cristina: No problem. We will eat it-- we even have time to tie our shoelaces first while we are down there. Mmmmmm delicious.
3 second rule by C.C.P. March 5, 2008
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Troll Rule 

The beerpong rule that states that a person on a losing team who has failed to make a single cup in the course of the game will be seated under the table for the duration of the next game and be referred to as troll for the rest of the night
He better make somethin soon or we're puttin that Troll Rule into effect
Troll Rule by Free9000 November 2, 2010

Geek Rule #627 

If it has to do with bacon, 99.999% of the time, its a good idea
Jack - "Let's make some bacon cheese burgers."
Joe- "You know, that doesn't sound like a bad idea, according to Geek Rule #627."

the platinum rule 

The Platinum Rule is the rule above the Golden Rule. The golden rule being "love thy neighbor"; the platinum rule is "never ever, ever, ever 'love' thy neighbor" (have sex or intimate relations with them).
The Platinum rule comes from the Bro Code Article 83: A bro shall, at all costs, honor the Platinum Rule: Never, ever, ever ever "love" thy neighbor. In particular, a Bro shall never mix it up romantically with a co-worker.

The 9 Stages of the Platinum rule are: Attraction, Bargaining, Submission, Perks, Tipping Point, Purgatory, Confrontation, Fall Out, and Co-Existance.
Attraction: Getting attracted to the person(s) you see on a daily basis
Bargaining: Saying that all would be alright and the Platinum rule will not apply
Submission: Giving in to the relationship
Perks: Noticing the upsides to the relationship
Tipping Point: When you notice that it won't work out
Purgatory: The never ending suffering that will follow
Confrontation:Ending the relationship
Fall Out: A reaction, a bad one, from the confrontation.
Co-Existance: Learning to live with that person(s)
Such relationships will never work out and will go through all 9 steps if its with someone you see on a daily business.
Anthony: Hey I'm gonna take my doctor out on a date tonight!
David: Don't poop where you eat Anthony.

Anthony: What do you mean?
David: The Platinum Rule.
Anthony: No, this doesn't count.

-A few weeks later-
Anthony: You were right. This relationship was a total failure.
David:The Platinum Rule is proven once again.
the platinum rule by ShadowSenpai August 19, 2014

21 skunk rule 

This rule applies to sports games like madden or NBA 2K
When your playing against an opponent

When one side goes up by a margin of 21 points or higher the losing side must forfeit to prevent the wasting of time
Lebron for three...... Yes! 21 skunk rule Give it up you lose
21 skunk rule by Mboiii September 14, 2016

three foot rule 

A rediculous rule that girlfriends have for a boyfriend to stand at least 3 feet away from any girl that likes or might like him besides her.
"Remember the three foot rule with that whore girl Jessica."
three foot rule by hisgf May 27, 2017