pants-crappingly

An adverb used to describe something of such awesome magnitude that it is likely to cause one to soil one's pants. Usually followed by "awesome" and most commonly describing an action movie, metal band, or lesbian porno.

"I think Amon Amarth's "Cry of the Blackbirds" is one of the most pants-crappingly awesome viking metal songs around."

by Kevin Tracy July 29, 2007

no-pants day

1) a day to stay in doors and relax in one's pajamas. 2) 24-hour period with no responsibility.

We stayed at home and watched movies all day...it was a wonderful no-pants day.

by Cycleman January 04, 2014

pants gravy

diarrhea in your trousers

Oops, I just made pants gravy. Guess I won't be wearing these boxers again. Or pants. Or shirt.

by RawdogDF January 15, 2012

Sweet pants

When the job gets done without stimulus.

"Hey bro, did you see that girl back there? Total Sweet Pants."

"Bro, my girl was teasing me and gave me a bad case of the sweet pants"

by TheLionPaw April 12, 2015

thunder pants

Someone's under pants that contains shit

Dude did you see Brandon he looks he has thunder pants

by kingsareus May 23, 2015

pants assaultsquad

A clan playing ghost recon, populated by uber n00bs. Was founded years back by the two lovers, Fred and Sheep. Their ranks grew merging with the commie bastard clan VIVA!. They originate from the UK and love spaghetti.

Wow Pants assaultsquad is a bunch of n00bs i pwn them all with my 1337 Hax

by Inkursion March 07, 2005

parachute pants

when you poop its parachute pants.

todya i pooped and it was parachute pants.

by jeremy December 15, 2003