Mexican Justice 

1.) The act of performing anal sex on one's spouse mid-coitus ipso facto her not providing dinner.

El Doctor: The other night, I came home after a long, hard day at werk, and my woman didn't have any dinner on the table, so you know what I did?

Capitan Chaos: Produced some Mexican Justice?

El Doctor: Produ-- Hey! That's MY line!

Mexican Justice by El Doctor June 11, 2006

mexican backhander 

When you reach around the back of your leg and have a wank

man i went home and did a mexican backhander to barely leagal 6

mexican backhander by bird_man11 November 1, 2006

mexican alarm clock 

To fart in ones face to wake them from a sleep.

Dude last night my wife fell asleep watching the move, so I woke her up with the old "Mexican Alarm Clock"

mexican alarm clock by Drop Dizzle February 5, 2007

mexican fireball 

When a girl dips a q-tip in rubbing acohole and shoves it down a guys peehole.

ya man she gave me the mexican fireball

mexican fireball by emmanuel blackburn October 16, 2006

Mexican Ass 

A Prehistoric Donkey (4-legged hoofed animal) from the southwest or south of the border. Fossilized Remains of it were discovered by archaeologists at or near the La Brea Tar Pits.

On wikipedia. Type in the following key words: "La Brea Tar Pits" Scroll down Until you see a list of all of the prehistoric animals including the "Mexican Ass," that archaeologists found the remains of.

Mexican Ass by Aaron Ferber January 4, 2009

Mexican Pancake 

I have no idea

I just had a Mexican Pancake daddy

Mexican Pancake by Uhhh hi June 8, 2018

Mexican socket wrench 

An adjustable wrench, commonly called a Crescent wrench (from a brand name).

Billy Bob used his Mexican socket wrench to loosen his alternator bolts.

Mexican socket wrench by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005