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Expand dah bands

A common phrase meaning to invest funds to yield a greater return.
Friend: Bro, I just spent $50 on chocolate bars, bout to sell them and make like $100 on them.
Friend 2: Dam bro you hustling!
Friend: I always gotta expand dah bands homie!
by Pastazone June 3, 2020
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THE band kid

A band kid who sleeps in the band room. They skip every class they have to go practice in the band room and watch dci at night under the sheets. Has a weird obsession over a tech and believes that they are the "chosen one", as in that they are always talking about how they have the inside scoop on the band's events and such. Whenever they encounter another band kid, they try to slither in and clap polyrythms but they just side eye him.
"That guy in the corner playing triple laterals is THE band kid"

"Yeah, I heard he plays genshin impact and justifies it for the music"
by SnoringBufallo66 November 21, 2023
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Cock-band

Although it's origins are unknown, it may have came into existence between 2013-2015. The term came into prominence during Winter Storm Jonas (Blizzard of 2016) in Eastern Pennsylvania. A cock-band can be a large heavy snow band that looks like an erect penis on radar.
Tom: "Hey Dave!"
Dave: "What Tom?"
Tom: " I'm getting pounded with the mother of all cock-bands here! It snowed 3 inches in the past hour. I got 9 inches in the last three-and-a-half hours!"
Dave: "SMFH..... That's what she said....."
by SEPA Boy May 2, 2019
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You know what band really sucks?

Sonic Youth.

Now I liked this band when I was younger but they have not aged very well. Their music all sounds the same also and it gets old fast. They are also very lame. Their only good album was the 1985 album Bad Moon Rising.
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker December 11, 2020
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rubber band

person 1 : I had sex with my girl last night and she felt like her vagina is stretched out

person 2 : Your girlfriend is a rubber band
by Mr. Fresh Francis May 21, 2016
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A bag of rubber bands

when a man brings a bag of rubber bands or silly bands with him on a date with a girl.
me, you, and a bag of rubber bands. sound like a date?
by tristan/joey February 9, 2023
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Getting fluid in my band

Restricting your diet, a reference to lap-band surgery
I've been eating way too much all weekend, I'm getting fluid in my band this week for sure.
by seagull88 September 28, 2011
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