Girl: He seems cool, I heard he plays in a Indie rock band.
Girl 2: Nah he's weird. He told me when he watched E.T he wanted the FBI to kill him.
Girl 2: Nah he's weird. He told me when he watched E.T he wanted the FBI to kill him.
by Pastazone June 03, 2020
The conversation you have with your crush when you try to hit them up but you don't know what to say so you just ask about the homework from school.
Boy: Bro I totally hit up my crush yesterday night.
Boy 2: For real? What'd you say?
Boy: I asked her about the math homework.
Boy 2: Lol the classic Homework Conversation
Boy 2: For real? What'd you say?
Boy: I asked her about the math homework.
Boy 2: Lol the classic Homework Conversation
by Pastazone October 26, 2018
Homie: Bro did you see that guy in the durag just dunk?
Homie 2: Heck yeah he did that Big dick style
Homie 2: Heck yeah he did that Big dick style
by Pastazone November 01, 2018
To only find something out so far behind it took place that it is almost impossible to not have been aware of it before.
Friend: Oh my God I just started listening to Michael Jackson and it turns out he's dead! I swear this always happens.
Friend 2: Bro, you postdicted that.
Friend 2: Bro, you postdicted that.
by Pastazone June 23, 2020
Boy: Bro I miss her so much, I found her lighter in my apartment yesterday, done near cried.
Boy 2: It's okay man, she'll come back.
Boy 2: It's okay man, she'll come back.
by Pastazone June 03, 2020
Friend: Bro, I just spent $50 on chocolate bars, bout to sell them and make like $100 on them.
Friend 2: Dam bro you hustling!
Friend: I always gotta expand dah bands homie!
Friend 2: Dam bro you hustling!
Friend: I always gotta expand dah bands homie!
by Pastazone June 03, 2020