Definitions by Pastazone

Postdicted 

To only find something out so far behind it took place that it is almost impossible to not have been aware of it before.

Friend: Oh my God I just started listening to Michael Jackson and it turns out he's dead! I swear this always happens.
Friend 2: Bro, you postdicted that.

Postdicted by Pastazone June 23, 2020

Expand dah bands 

A common phrase meaning to invest funds to yield a greater return.

Friend: Bro, I just spent $50 on chocolate bars, bout to sell them and make like $100 on them.
Friend 2: Dam bro you hustling!
Friend: I always gotta expand dah bands homie!

Expand dah bands by Pastazone June 3, 2020

Lighter 

An object with a oddly large capacity to make humans feel emotional.

Boy: Bro I miss her so much, I found her lighter in my apartment yesterday, done near cried.
Boy 2: It's okay man, she'll come back.

Lighter by Pastazone June 3, 2020

Indie 

The genre of music listened to by snowboarders and people who hate to agree with the norm.

Girl: He seems cool, I heard he plays in a Indie rock band.

Girl 2: Nah he's weird. He told me when he watched E.T he wanted the FBI to kill him.

Indie by Pastazone June 3, 2020

Big dick style 

A way in which doing things that signify you have a large male reproductive organ.

Homie: Bro did you see that guy in the durag just dunk?
Homie 2: Heck yeah he did that Big dick style

Big dick style by Pastazone October 31, 2018

Homework Conversation 

The conversation you have with your crush when you try to hit them up but you don't know what to say so you just ask about the homework from school.

Boy: Bro I totally hit up my crush yesterday night.
Boy 2: For real? What'd you say?
Boy: I asked her about the math homework.
Boy 2: Lol the classic Homework Conversation

Homework Conversation by Pastazone October 25, 2018