Human Cat

A person named mike who acts like a cat and preys on baseball dads

Baseball player: This human cat named mike had sex with my dad Bob and then made us feed him cabbage.

Baseball player 2: Oh he is my baseball coach he has autism, he runs around in the outfield when we are taking BP.

Baseball player 1: what a retard

by Johnny Big Mac 1215 August 9, 2021

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Human pocket pussy

When you have a side girl or girl that is under 5'3 and weighs 100lb or less and their easily carriable wherever you go. Their very convenient for a quickie.

John: I used Sarah my Human pocket pussy after a long day of work to let off some sexual frustration of looking at all these 8+ girls.
David: Damn, maybe i need one of those to.

by SexySauce October 11, 2021

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Human Error

An error which is caused by human mistakes (usually French people)

Shit I made a mistake, this human error will be why we die :( I prolly made this mistake because I'm French :/ Oui oui baguette croissant

by Im-not-French December 14, 2021

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Human Filth

Riley Sharp.

Riley Sharp is Human Filth.

by Riley Sharp February 7, 2022

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Humayl

A type of kid who is sexually attracted to anything... Yes that's correct he's very gay. But he can be sexually attracted to anything right?

As gay as he is he loves to turn other gay too.

Be as careful as you can!

Hi I am Humayl, Ibby's friend, you are very gay!

by Humanoid words! February 18, 2022

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Human mannequin

Huening Bahiyyih Jaleh one of the most promising 4th gen idol, quoted by the kmedia as a "human mannequin" that she needs no corrections and even her hair dances.

Bahiyyih/princess hiyyih/hyuba/jaleh is a human mannequin, she shines not just because of her astonishing talent but because of her top-tier visuals, perfect body proportions, and how elegant she is without even trying. She is the moment.

by Hyuba"happy virus" protector June 25, 2022

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