slippery ham

When you try to poop in the toilet but miss

I was going to the bathroom, boy was it a slippery ham

by Cotlno January 4, 2019

ham twins

Ham twins are the ass cheeks of a thicc woman. Its slang for the term booty or ass. It can be confusing to use in a sentence sometimes.

Damn, Kim got some nice ham twins.

Look at her sexy ham twins!

by Midget__Moto June 6, 2019

ham wallet

A place where pigs keep their money.

Son: Dad, what's a ham wallet?
Dad: Something pigs use to keep their money.

by dragonman9001 June 24, 2019

Ham

flippin out on someone, actinh crazy

Im bout to go ham on you for talkin to my girl

by STUD21 September 6, 2009

Stuffed Ham

When a woman who is being penetrated by a hermaphrodite has her other orifices penetrated by two men, and the hermaphrodite is receiving penetration in all their orifices from three other men.

We were all fucking like pigs last night in that stuffed ham!

by LIUKKAKE January 7, 2023

Ham ched

That feeling when the drinks start flowing and you begin to forget where you are. Absolutely hammered.

I’m starting to feel a little ham ched, these beers are killing me.

by Igotsunshineonacloudyday April 14, 2024

West Ham Way

The West Ham Way is a fucking myth. We lose every week, had crap like Sam Allardyce and David Moyes in charge, get a premier league winning manager and are still a shit club, spend hundreds of millions of pounds and can only just beat southampton 1-0 and get knocked out of the cup by a league one team every season... oxford, wimbledon etc... then get beat by romanian farmers every time we compete in the europa league

We want a manager that plays the West Ham Way

by ProffFartuart December 16, 2019