one eyed hudini

while fucking a girl in the ass, right before you cum you spit on her back and when she turns around you cum in her eye.

last night your mom pissed me off so i gave her a one eyed hudini

one eyed hudini by young diap April 8, 2010

one eyed McDoogan 

simply a penis.

john: hey man check out veronica she is smoking hot!

jeff: yea i know i wanna show her my one eyed McDoogan.

one eyed McDoogan by swedgin September 10, 2009

One-Eyeing

A condition usually bought on by three circumstances, lack of sleep, intoxication, or intense boredom, or a combination of these variables, where a person is forced to attempt to remain focused by using only one eye, while the other eye rests and refuses to operate. The one eye is often used to focus visually on things, i.e. mobile phone after too many drinks, but in most cases, i.e. in the workplace, the eye takes in very little information. The condition can commonly be seen in intensely meaningless and boring work meetings, and when highly intoxicated people must concentrate when they are placed on a long bus journey or in a cinema, after a big, tiresome night after a few hours of getting their drank on.

Work conversation via email:

Kev - Bro, I'm so tired at work, it's insane. I cannot focus!

Just - Yeah man, I feel you! I'm so messed up from last night, I'm totally one-eyeing right now!

Kev - Lol! Me too brother! I'm totally one-eyeing my screen and taking nothing in!

Baby Milo - Sh*t is craaaaazy!

One-Eyeing by KevJo October 13, 2009

Ninja Eyes

The act in which one uses the "Ninja Eye" to stealthy check out a female.

Only the masters know how to use the Ninja Eyes.

Ninja Eyes by blackbeltinninjaeyeism October 14, 2009

tansey eyes 

a.k.a. crazy eyes, eyes that go in different directions and creepily stare at you as if wanting to have sex with you

He gave me the tansey eyes and i knew it was on

tansey eyes by mangina6991 February 20, 2010

Jimmy Eye 

When you are talking to a person and see that one of their eyes is looking at you and the other is looking somewhere else.

A.K.A. - Cockeyed

His "Jimmy Eye" drives me crazy. I never know if he is looking at me or someone else when we talk.

Jimmy Eye by Kenny "Fucking" Powers March 9, 2010

Thirsty-Eyed 

1. To exhibit a pronounced hunger for another person's property by staring.
2. Staring longingly at an object or person.
3. Using your eyes to follow a person walking past

stop looking at my boyfriend you thirsty-eyed bitch!

Thirsty-Eyed by ChefCL September 7, 2010