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upside down longjohn

when you hang upside down from a stripper pole and masterbate
i did an upside down longjohn in the firestation last night
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Comb-Down 

Similar to a comb-over, involving the lengthy hair on the top and back of the head to cover up a receding hairline.
Person 1: Fact, Battlestar Galactica.

Person 2: Dude. You do realize your hair is horrible. Right? I mean... are you shitreous? a Comb-Down?

Person 1: Bears.
Comb-Down by Stonefox0357 May 28, 2009

Roll down leg 

A shot that is rumoured to be impossible in the game of football, However myth suggests that a few gifted players have crafted this talent, Usually mistaken as a mis hit shot...
The ball deflects off of a defender and falls towards the player, he lines it up for the shot and somehow magically performs the roll down leg generating immense power, it may look like a terrible attempt at a volley but dont be fooled.
Roll down leg by roll down September 29, 2011

Fake Down 

Alternative slang for a loose woman that basically is a high context version in low context of regarding said woman as a slut or a gold digging bitch. The subject is #1> Fake in her approach and what she appears to be (i.e. "working an angle on a male or female being played for a sap) to the man or woman who's interested in said person. And #2> Down as in "cool with" that person but is in fact a perpetrator gaining a false sense of trust with the interested party and/or group.

Overall one who has ulterior motives and is mercenary with their feelings, thoughts and body. This is a woman who never learned who they were as a person, and projects damnation through treachery and being a money siphon. Thus ultimately a FAKE DOWN.
Bobak: "What happened with Xiomara and Mike?"

Jordan: "Shit man, Xiomara turned out to be nothing more than another Fake Down. Bitch had Mike going for awhile, but once he saw through it, he gave her the Chorizo Thundercrack and left her high and dry at a high society party full of perverts that he had crashed."
Fake Down by Mercenary X99 November 19, 2011

Up-Down Shot

A two part shot, one part going down the other going up. You first snort out of the bottom nipple of a shot glass a combination of wild turkey and bacardi 151 followed by a standard shot of jack daniels. The result is a feeling never felt before of agony, excitement, and pride. Few are daring enough to accomplish the task of finishing this shot.
Up-Down Shot, snort a combination of bacardi 151 and wild turkey followed by a shot of jack daniels.
Up-Down Shot by updowner April 30, 2012

Pinny-Down

A birdcall for a person with two conditions

1) an abnormally small amount of brain cells
2) a head with a diameter below average size

This condition is typically found in teenagers.
After failing his math test, Brett arrived home. His father yelled, "Pinny-Down!"
Pinny-Down by Sbrickz20 February 7, 2013