David Dobrik

The funniest cutest human out there. His laugh is contagious and his smile will give you butterflies he is truly the softest boy out there .He's brown hair and brown eyes make him even more cute. David is sweet , thoughtful, funny, beautiful,caring and HOT.

Friend 1: I love David Dobrik
Friend 2: How can you not love him

by Bs83 August 24, 2019

David Lam

A cambodian kid that lives in Washington who discriminates against his own race.

Person 1: Do you know David Lam?
Person 2: Oh that loser? Doesn't he make fun of his own race?

by Terry Wrists May 27, 2009

David Moore

Noun; A boy who seems to have the potential to rule the world. He is handsome, sexually appealing and has a great smile and humor to match. He is from Texas but belongs in Michigan.St.Clair to be exact. He tends to stray to others but he is a real genuine guy and deserves so much then he has been given in life. David Moore also goes by Chris and the Love Machine. He likes to say get naked frequently.
Overall he enjoys pissing "Candace" off but she still loves him and his amazing character.

Did I mention whenever he is seen a uncontrollable want takes over to rip his clothing off and cover him in chocolate syrup? yeah.... It happens.

Wow, I am extremely horny because of David Moore

I love you so much David Moore

David Moore says: Hey Candace
Candace says: Hey babeh
David Moore says: Get naked

by CandaceRose July 13, 2010

David

Dumb ass nigga who gets no bitches 😂

David is a bitch

by Alessiadhsus November 15, 2016

david

1)a type of scatchy material used to wipe your ass
2)a guy who walks around in a towel
3)an annoying person who sleeps all day and doesnt do their homework

1)dude my ass is sore from using a david
2)why's he walking in a towel? oh hes just a david
3)stop being such a david and do your homework!

by moe0 April 2, 2009

David Blane

To completely disappear without a trace and reappear somewhere else at a random time.

I went to get Josh a drink but when I came back he totally David Blaned.

by Zedek August 27, 2009

David

A weird kid in your school, is known to make noises relating to that of halo enemeys.

David: *Mumbles crap* BLARG BLARG

by I r a ninja March 4, 2009