Mongolian Swamp Donkey 

Mongolian Swamp Donkey 1. What happens when you smell like a cheesey vagina and look like dog shit with rubber ballons in it. 2. A buck-tooth penis face that smells like your upper-lip. 3. What your Mom ate last night. (My COCK and BALLS, plus she swallowed!) 4. A cock face dick bandit! 5. Your the cock face dick bandit! 6. What I call your Mom after she sucks my COCK! 7. What I call you after your Mom sucks my COCK! 8. Something you say in a roasting. (Talking shit to eachother.)
Mongolian Swap Donkey

Mongolian Swamp Donkey

Mongolian Swamp Donkey by hoo-ah August 1, 2010

hay for my donkey 

Getting some hairy pussy

I gotta split and get some hay for my donkey.

hay for my donkey by Breadidas May 25, 2006

Beer Donkey 

One who consumes so much beer that he becomes the BIGGEST Jack Ass.

Brian is the beer donkey at all the parties.

Beer Donkey by Lisa Lu June 10, 2007

Kick A Donkey 

To take a poop. The act of pooping. To deficate, preferably in a toilet or what some call a comode. Often times, this has a much larger connotation implying that the poop was not small or easily done, but rather large and perhaps difficult to procure, sometimes even painful.

Often times shortened to 'Kick a D' or 'Deuce.' Also see drop a deuce.

That mexican food tore me up last night. I woke up and had to kick a donkey!

Kick A Donkey by micahdehn January 6, 2008

bit by a donkey 

Having a hangover after getting drunk on cheap, low quality booze.

I stayed home from work because I got bit by a donkey

bit by a donkey by Wordsmythe420 June 9, 2009

putting lipstick on a donkey 

participating in an ineffective cover-up. trying to make a bad thing look good

George Bush explaining the improvement in the economy was like putting lipstick on a donkey.

putting lipstick on a donkey by hidef March 29, 2004

Doing the donkey 

Slang for female masturbation

I saw you Lillian, you were doing donkey weren't you - eyyy-orrr, eyyy-orrr, eyyyy-whooooooore!

Doing the donkey by ABearsTail September 5, 2005