cadberry cunt cream 

a gourmet pie made of only the finest whipped cream and peanuts

Erica, go make me a cadberry cunt cream.

cadberry cunt cream by hermes- February 25, 2009

whipped cream tuffle top 

A kinky sex position. It's when a female gets on top of a male facing him while anel sex is occuring, then whipped cream is placed inside the vagina hole, then the male eats the female out while having kinky anel sex..

Guy: Waddup.
Friend: Wassup how was your weekend?
Guy: Fucking bomb.
Friend: Why what happend?
Guy: I tried out the Whipped Cream Tuffle Top.
Friend: Niceee..

whipped cream tuffle top by Stevie G. and Kyndra G. January 2, 2008

Soft serve ice cream

Partner A lies on their back, with their mouth open. Partner B then defecates in the mouth, but swirling it upwards to resemble a soft serve ice cream.

"That girl is so hot, I want to give her the soft serve ice cream until she pukes."

Soft serve ice cream by Lord Death Blog April 30, 2005

Ice Cream Sandwich 

After ejaculating onto the torso of a woman, collapsing onto her, thus creating a "sandwich" in which the two torsos are the outer chocolate cake-like wafers, and the jism is the "ice cream" between the two.

After Jack unloaded his skeet on Jill's chest, he passed out on her and they ice cream sandwiched until he woke up.

"Dude, did you see Mark at the party last night?! He came so hard on Dana that he passed out and they were totally forming an ice cream sandwich! I got a picture on my phone!"

Ice Cream Sandwich by DandKforever August 5, 2008

boston cream pie 

a boston cream pie is when the male takes his penis and enters the rectal area from behind so there is a lot of "poo poo" on the penis and then he makes the female suck on his penis so he ejaculates thus having a brown (chocolate) penis with seamen spewing out which is the cream.

jon gave lindsey and boston cream pie which was amazing becuase she loved it when his poo penis spluged in her face.

boston cream pie by barnacle billys July 24, 2006

sour cream donut 

Prior to intercourse, a man ejaculates into a microwavable cup, then proceeds to microwaving it, thus making it sour. Then using it as lube during intercourse.

Paul, I gave this bitch a sour cream donut in her spokes because her pussy stunk.

sour cream donut by maesterchief June 20, 2008

Strawberry & Cream Hot Pocket 

Taking a dump inside of a girl's mouth. Then shooting a load inside of her nose. Finally, you punch her in the nose. This way the "strawberries & cream" flows down into the maw filled with the hot pocket.

He finally found himself a freaky enough girl to allow a Strawberry & Cream Hot Pocket done to her. It left her with a bloody nose and a bad taste in her mouth.

Strawberry & Cream Hot Pocket by Aisman January 7, 2011