your old

This means that your over 60

Dad your old

by Imadethestupidestdefinition January 6, 2020

Butter your nut

After you cum on a girls tits, face or body and use your cock to spread the cum like butter on bread.

Butter your nut all over my huge tits baby

by Muckyfingers82 November 1, 2021

Crashing Your Donkey

Crashing your Donkey- This is a much better way of saying I got really really drunk last night. More than likely your Donkey ends up going out in it's apple bottom jeans and boots with the fur. So next time you get trashed please remember not to lose your Donkey and when people ask you what the hell happened to you last night just tell them you crashed your Donkey and walk away. It's a freaking funny way to express yourself in a Donkey hangover kind of way.

10 Common ways to express your self in a Donkey kind of way :-)

Crashing Your Donkey.....

1. I crashed my Donkey.
2. I lost my Donkey in the woods.
3. My Donkey is stuck in the tree.
4. Have you seen my Donkey lately?
5. My Donkey Lost a leg last night.
6. I was humping my Donkey but he fell asleep on me.
7. Donkeys can fly!!! Seen it with my own two eyes.
8. Hi! My name is Donkey.
9. I freaking totaled my Donkey last night
10. I crashed my Donkey into a guardrail and he rolled down the hill into the creek.

by Ron420 January 16, 2010

your lie in April

KIMI DA YOU KIMI NANDA YO, OSHIETE KURETAAAA

KURAYAMI MO HIKARU NARA, HOSHIZORA NI NARUUU
KANASHIMI WO EGAO NI, MOU KAKUSANAI DEEEE
KIRAMEKU DONNA HOSHI MO, KIMI WO TERASU KARAAAAAA

'what is rin doing-' oh she is commiting your lie in April. why?

by Im me, (im rin hru) October 30, 2020

Congrats on Your Gradulations

A message of over enthusiastic, usually alcohol fueled, well wishes when you are trying to over compensate with your Big Guy Energy, while doing your best to relate to someone much younger and more hip than yourself.

Drunk Golf Fan: Hey there fellow hip youngster! Hope you are having as much fun today as we are!

22yr old cashier: Not really.. This is just a side job because I graduate from college in the Fall.

Drunk Golf Fan: Oh wow! Well, uh, Congrats on Your Gradulations!

22yr old cashier: Yeah…. Thanks..

by Falcon Thunder Fist June 23, 2021

open your balls

When an individual is asked to unzip his pants and bare just his balls to be tortured. It could be in a playful way, but then again... When is ball torture playful.

"Gaytard, open your balls"
"Yes my dear wife just do be gentil"

"Ok my darling" *whip cracks*

by TarzanBoy January 11, 2018

Your Mother's Crib

A reference to the residential area belonging to one's mother used in a disrespectful manner. Often used to dismiss an arbitrary question resulting in frustration and embarrassment by the inquiring party.

Brian: What is the answer to number 12?
Jake: Your mother's crib. Got em

by Jake H and the fuckers December 16, 2012