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Willy

That willy is looking good.
by peep123456789 June 3, 2018
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Chilly willy

When you have sex in snow you pull out and scoop some up with your penis on the way back into a woman's vagina
Last night I had sex outside in the snow and gave my girlfriend a chilly willy
by EvilArcher December 13, 2022
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Wonking your willy

Wonking your willy is the act of self pleasure at hours between 1 and 4 in the morning in a dark room while watching pornography you’d only watch high/drunk.
Are you up wonking your willy right now?
by Bonka Tom 1 September 30, 2023
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Bruce Willis

A term for a terrible preformance during sex, either in acting (like faking an orgasm) or with doing something very dumb.
You completely Bruce Willis’d that officer, now you’re going to, uh, jail I guess. I wonder what situation someone would even say this in, anyway. Matter of fact I wonder why I expended the effort to type this out. A waste of my time. You probably clicked away halfway through this and if you didn’t it’s because you don’t wanna stop reading any of these posts after you start them. You know what? Exit this tab. Get off of here. Go do something else othef than reading shitty Urban Dictionary definitions. I should. It’s almost 2AM where I’m at. My sleeping pattern is super unhealthy right now, I really shouldnt prolong it by being on my phone right now. I’m gonna get some sleep. Maybe that will help me.
by Dr Cyan July 25, 2018
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Willie the Wildcat

Noun: Mascot of Kansas State University; is not racist, unlike the Kansas Jayhawk. He's also a woman's advocate. Rawer Rawr!
"I hate black people," said the Kansas Jayhawk as he was getting railed from the back by Willie the Wildcat and his massive cock.
by WabashCannonBallz January 30, 2023
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Willy

A guy that will cuss at you nonstop talk about shit threaten fuck your family members and will also say i weird shit like boi i masturbate to squid porn and i will fuck your girl
Boy: hey willy wanna be friends

Willy: Suck my dick you stupid ass dumbass chink
by The Anus tickler December 7, 2019
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wet Willie job

Wetting your Willie and sticking it in her ear
My girl just gave me a wet Willie job.
by PoisonedSavage March 4, 2025
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