Meat Beaver

A beaver that lurks in the shadows to pounce on some unsuspecting cunt. Also known as, a vag badger.

Hey, Andy!!! Did you see that meat beaver? It looked hungry.

by sir montavious January 24, 2006

Meat bullet

Slang for the male ejaculate.

He shot is meat bullet all over her face.

by Baldrin November 17, 2006

Meat Truck

A compliment to shout at sporting events when a team member or player has done something extremely extraordinary, and deserves praise.

( Sophie hits the rounders ball over the ops of every fielders heads. )
" Run you Meat Truck - Ruuuuuunnnnn - Meat Truck un dun dun Meat Truck !!!!!! "

by Meat Truck June 24, 2008

meat tube

womans vagina that has been ransacked by men with loins of glory

getting gangbanged by the new york knicks left beth with a gigantic spoiled meat tube and a smile

by loindibellis July 7, 2006

vagina meat

This term refers to the beefy area around a woman vaginal opening, extending from the crease where the thighs meat the torso up to approximately two inches below the belly button.

A man was going to go down on his woman, but her vagina meat was all harry and nasty.

by huntdogg365 November 15, 2010

meat vision

The ability to make anything made out of meat appear out of thin air, by just using rays from your eyes!

Johnny's mom quickly prepared a steak for him using her meat vision and a cleverly bent paperclip.

by epavan February 1, 2006

meat sweats

Similar to a 'food coma', this happens when a person eats too much meat or too many different types of meat in one meal.

Mike: Breakfast was sooooo good!
John: Dude, I know...so much bacon, though...I'm starting to get the meat sweats.

by fatter and uglier August 2, 2011