weed

That sticky icky, green machine, purps for terps herb that you can smoke.

Also a Weed Brand from Southern California with dank nugs, smalls, shake and joints

I went to the dispensary and got some fire weed. I smoked it and ate a weed edible later.

Tom-Hey Man, I like your Weed shirt where did you get it?
Danny- I bought it off Scoresomeweed.com they have dad hats too.

Dispensary talk
Patient:Hi do you carry Weed.
Budtender-yeah a ton! what are you looking for?
Patient- oh just Weed.
Budtender-like indica, sativa, hyrbid, is there a brand you like?
Patient-Weed
Budtender-umm.....
Patient-you know...Weed...buy a pound break it down type of weed.
Budtender-OHHHHH yeah we have ounces, half's and joints!

by weedntokesmoke July 27, 2020

Weed

The best plant in the world. It grows in the ground and and gets you high. Commonly referred to as marijuana, or more professionally as cannabis. Usually bright green in color with orange little hairs and some shiny crystals adorning the budding flowers of the plant. Sold in dispensaries where Weed is legally allowed to be sold (or not).

"Yo bro, you think I could score some Weed?" or "Let's meet up later and smoke some Weed"

by ScoreSomeWeed.com July 27, 2020

Drag the weed

A game played by adolescents on dirt roads with bicycles. It originated in McBain, Michigan during the 1960s.

Joyce and Judy used to drag the weeds during the dogs days of summer on the outskirts of the Clam River basin

by Joeygoey1981 August 8, 2020

Weed leper’s lung

Weed leper’s lung is a person who kisses frogs to get high and knowingly fails.

That weed leper’s lung keeps kissing my frogs!

by Biggbootyboy June 9, 2020

Holy Weed

A person that is cool but can get carried away when high kicks in

My friend was such an Holy Weed when he got drunk and nearly did his future

by quhfhjsbfkj June 11, 2020

Weed Freeze

when the sensation of hitting a marijuana device tickles you nostrils like a brain freeze

Oh omg Izzie I just got a weed freeze from hitting the clear to hard!

by Blownifer June 11, 2020

Dee-weed

When you've had a sneaky joint and need to get rid of the smell by washing your hands, face and spraying deodorant all over yourself.

Paddy: "Need a sneaky J, look out for me dude"
Dan: 'No worries dude, just remember to dee-weed after"
Paddy: "Always do bro, we got any pizza left?"

by Drunken Bars June 16, 2020