A woman whose chronic weed consumption has transformed her into a sluggish, unkempt, and vaguely ogre-shaped entity. Unlike cokeheads or methheads—who at least lose weight with their addictions—a Weed Ogre packs on the pounds, developing a signature round, puffy face. Known for their permanent stoner stare, questionable hygiene, and tendency to hibernate in dog hair and Dorito crumbs, they are the final evolution of the lazy, perpetually-high lifeform.
A true Weed Ogre can be identified by their horrendous, lung-destroying cough whenever they take a hit. A deep, guttural wheeze followed by a desperate, open-mouthed gasp for air—full pog face activated—as they flail for the nearest half-empty bottle of warm water, eyes watering like they just saw God.
A true Weed Ogre can be identified by their horrendous, lung-destroying cough whenever they take a hit. A deep, guttural wheeze followed by a desperate, open-mouthed gasp for air—full pog face activated—as they flail for the nearest half-empty bottle of warm water, eyes watering like they just saw God.
Bro, I went over to Chad’s place and his girl was just posted up on the couch, surrounded by Taco Bell wrappers, smelling of bong water. Bitch didn’t even flinch when I walked in.
“Yeah man, he’s dating a full-blown Weed Ogre.”
“Yeah man, he’s dating a full-blown Weed Ogre.”
by BigDogWalrus March 26, 2025
Get the Weed Ogremug. 
The marriage between the two best looking people in discord; a virtual wedding between people that recently met each other in discord; weed can be found down the hallway in the 3rd room on the right
Lewis the priest: "Today we have gathered in this voicechannel to celebrate the weeding of Cookie and StripperSquirrel..."
by Just StripperSquirrel June 19, 2018
Get the Weedingmug. i love weed
person A: did you hear about the law change?
Person B: yeah, recreational weed is now legal. Want to smoke a bong?
Person A: for sure dude
Person B: yeah, recreational weed is now legal. Want to smoke a bong?
Person A: for sure dude
by Librarysys May 14, 2024
Get the weedmug. Weed that doesn’t suck, but doesn’t get you wrecked either. Something you can toke, and then go out in public and not freak out.
A: Are you feeling alright? You’ve been on the same phone screen for like 10 minutes.
B: I’m straight. I’m on that church weed bro.
B: I’m straight. I’m on that church weed bro.
by Planet12 May 25, 2025
Get the Church weedmug. by JJ THE CRACKHEAD November 17, 2019
Get the Weednessmug.