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DEATH WENCH

The resident or residents of the DEATH HOUSE. A bloodsucking parasite that collects anything of value from the male personage, this includes sexual bodily organs, gold, jewels(family ones!), your wallet, and anything else a man holds close to his heart and/or underwear. The DEATH WENCH, not unlike the common vampire, will suck you dry and leave you feeling highly violated (not in a good way!). The DEATH WENCH, also a crafty creature, will stalk her prey and will wait for the opportune moment to strike, usually when her prey is highly intoxicated or on the brink of DOING THE DODGE.
Death Wench: 'Hey, check out that young piece of man meat, looks like he's on his way to DOING THE DODGE!
Minion: Yes master, you're right, I believe he is. Shall I ready the dungeon and crank up the Iron Maiden? And don't worry, I got the gimp suit back from the dry cleaners this morning.
Death Wench: 'Ready away, I will frisk him for any loose change. By the time he wakes i will already have a hand full of his bolony pony and his dignity will be long gone'
Minion: 'Yes master and what of the strap on?'
by Lt.biscuits November 25, 2007
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Death threats

Something that so many people apparently do, but I doubt it.
KYS is not a death threat MM.
Dude1 and the inteternet "Kill yourself"
Dude0 "Wow, are those death threats?"
Dude1 "Oh no, it's retarded."
by DollmakerHans December 27, 2018
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tower of death

When two people stack up in any game and qwning the shit out of an unsuspecting |\|00|3.
by EMILIO ESTEVEZ November 10, 2002
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Death Metal

An ominous premonition of impending doom lurks just beneath the surface and the diabolical lyrical content may contain
redundantly superfluous references to demons, Satan, Beelzebub, the Evil One, the Beast...
thus the guttural vocals and obsession with dismemberment.
by Dnite April 14, 2003
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certain death

1-slang word describing strong cocktails
2-cocktail containing 19 units/pint created at in a university flat in 2000, now popular in "the path tavern"
3-metal band formed in 2000
1- "man, that was a certain death"
2- "I'll have a certain death, please"
3- "certain death were good last night"
by baxter October 29, 2003
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slinky of death

an appropriate weapon substitute for security guards; to be used instead of police tazers.
The mall security apprehended me after he saw me push the spacially inept cellphone user on the escalator with my hot tea mittens. He took me to the dumpster behind the mall where 3 other security guards surrounded me and all began to pumel me with their slinky of deaths.
by p@$$ing thr.ugh January 5, 2011
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Death Pocket

When you are driving, usually at night, and there is a drunk driver ahead of you and driving behind you. Sometimes you are double-screwed when the one or both of the guys decide to start texting and driving while drunk.

Worst case scenario, the driver ahead of you is slowing down and the drunk driver behind you speeds up.

**(Term made by D.M.)**
Guy 1: Aww man i got stuck in a death pocket
Guy 2: Dude you're Fucked!
by AreYouCereal21 January 22, 2011
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