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Left the Side Door Open

When someone leaves their colostomy opening exposed allowing for sexual penetration in lieu of sodomy, due to the rerouting of the anus.
I wasn't feeling frisky but I left the side door open just in case.
by All Bets Hedged January 6, 2021
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Attic Access Door

A door used to access the attic, generally your best option when needing to perform work in the attic.
Mike asks "hey, how do I get in my attic?"
Jake answers "have you considered using the attic access door? They're great for accessing the attic"
Mike responds "wow, what an innovative idea, I never considered that. Thank you!"
by Bowel plow July 8, 2023
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door

a door
it's a door
by a;lksdjfalsdkjf May 26, 2022
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Shut The Door

When A Goalie Needs To Stop Shots
They pulled out Halak, and now we're scoring goals on Elliot. Alright, they got one back. I don't care, they're not scoring 6 goals on us in the 3rd period. Well they got 2 already. What a game this is. Oh! Are you kidding me? They got 3? Jesus! Shut the door! Holy crap! What the hell? No, this- WHAT THE HELL? S- SHUT THE DOOR! WHAT!!??? 7 to 7!!?? YOU'VE GOT TO BE SHITTING ME!!! OH MY GODDD!! 8 to 7, Lecavalier gets the hat-trick. HOLY SHIT! I'M GONNA PUNCH EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU IN THE FACE! WE GIVE UP A 6 GOAL LEAD IN THE 3RD PERIOD? A 6 GOAL- that is unHEARRRRD of! Hohoho my goddd!
by Raimokurri July 4, 2024
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Garage Door

When you eat a persons ass sideways so you have to lift one ass cheek out of the way like a garage door.
"Bro my girl wanted me to eat her ass while she was laying on her side. I had to give her the garage door treatment"
by SomeCreepyWhiteGuy September 21, 2022
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Door Time

Refers to the time of day the Harry's House promo team for Harry Styles would post a message or image behind the Harry's House door - always at 12:00pm EST (11:00am CST). Originated by fans in the Larry Stylinson fandom.
Should we assume it will happen at door time since Louis didn't specify a time?
by Music, memories and moments January 21, 2024
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billionaire doors

Doors on a car which are different from the standard hinged car doors, frequently found on Lambos, McLarens and minivans.
I had to sell my McLaren. Now I have a fucking Maserati with car normal doors, not billionaire doors.
by kirkandorules December 17, 2021
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