Earlyitis syndrome

When one feels the urge to arrive pointlessly early at a meeting point/lesson or place of work.

Symptoms may include....fear of lateness, sweaty/clammy hands, paranoia, anixety, redness in the cheeks, pacing arround frantically, waking up ridiculously early, irrational time keeping and setting of for destinations ridigly early just in case....

Example Earlyitis Syndrome:

Iain: Are we setting off in a minute we have to be at the hydro pool by 8.30am

Andy: No mate not yet, its only 5 past 8 and it takes two mins to get there no one will be there yet.

Iain: Well i'm going to set off just in case.

Andy arrives at 8.25am, anyone here yet Iain?

Iain: No mate, just me...wonder where everyone else is?

Andy: Probably still on the way mate for a guess...

Iain: Yer probably, I was getting worried there that no-one was going to turn up and I was in the wrong place!

by TylerDurdencfc November 9, 2011

mandy syndrome

the condition whereby one cannot stop a song (usually a cheesy song) running round your mind. in more extreme cases this can be accompanied by involuntarily singing the song out loud, damaging your street cred in the process
named after the barry manilow song of the same name
an early mention of this comes from wayne campbell, the mike myers character in wayne's world movie

i am a chronic sufferer of mandy syndrome, especially after my other half has been watching an episode of glee

by chalkeee September 22, 2011

Duff Syndrome

When you walk on to the field and all your guns break.

Damn it, my M4 and MP9 already broke its a serious case of Duff Syndrome

by RangerRick08 February 26, 2023

Krall Syndrome

when you have Temptation by Diana Krall stuck in your head for days/weeks on end. Or when you wake up with Temptation by Diana Krall in your head.

Person 1 "I woke up with Temptation by Diana Krall in my head again this morning."

Person 2 "Sounds like a case of Krall Syndrome."

by mrsoundperson March 20, 2023

Oink syndrome

Oink syndrome (also known as Quack syndrome) is a condition where the victim has many bad takes and displays high levels of hypocrisy and stupidity. They can't comprehend why their takes are bad even when people explain it to them carefully and will sometimes lie to get out of uncomfortable situations and try to pose as the victim.

That guy just tried to defend NFTs. He must have Oink syndrome.

by General_Clanker March 22, 2023

Willem Syndrome

Someone who is always lurking in a discord VC hoping someone will join and talk to them no matter the time of day.

Well looks like Cehmp is struggling from 'Willem Syndrome' again

by Omi.exe January 17, 2023

Omi Syndrome

An insatiable urge to talk about children

Goddamn it looks like Kian is suffering from 'Omi Syndrome' again

by Rodent89 January 18, 2023