American Indian Princess syndrome 

When blonde and blue eyed white girls look to see if their great great grand mother was part of some native american tribe. Then they go around saying that they are part native, even though they might not even have enough blood line to get a native blood card. They also never took part in their tribes cultural heritage until they found out they were "1/32" native, then becoming obsessive they search and learn as much as they can. Often natives despise them, as they are fake, wanna be white girls that want to be brown, powerful princesses of the earth. Also, they try to take grant and scholarship money that is allocated to the Native American minority population.

That white girl you know who is privileged and burns sage over her textbooks ever new semester. = American Indian Princess syndrome

American Indian Princess syndrome by nottawhitegirl May 25, 2012

Textless Syndrome 

When your leg feels like its vibrating like you got a text. Or a call, when in reality you didn't.

Mostly happens when you want to talk to someone but they wont reply back, So you keep thinking your phone is going off.

Ex: Jimmy waits for his Jan to text him back saying she will go out with him. Jimmy has contracted textless syndrome

2 hours later Jimmy gets his answer after checking his phone 8k times. Looks like its just his hand tonight.

Textless Syndrome by Jak Timels May 6, 2008

heimer syndrome 

To use metaphors non-stop such as using 7 or more metaphors in a 1 hour lecture.

Man, he musta used at least 20 metaphors on that lecture of the big bang theory. He must be suffering from the heimer syndrome

heimer syndrome by Thebigbangtheroy August 31, 2009

Broken Record Syndrome 

When you can't stop thinking about the same thing.
You think about it over and over again, like a broken record would play the same part of a song over and over again.

She couldn't stop thinking about the boy she liked, so she came to the conclusion that she had Broken Record Syndrome.

Broken Record Syndrome by kjshdfkljsf May 27, 2008

Insert Coin Syndrome 

The delusion that you have control over the situation, when its clear to everyone else that you are clueless.

Reminiscent of playing car racing video games in shops when you were a kid with no money, but still vigorously manipuating the steering wheel and enjoying the ride, as the text "Insert Coin" flashes continuously.

DUANE: "C'mon guys! One big push and we'll all get this last bit done!"

MARK: "Why's Duane from management holding a clipboard and talking at us? We all know what we're doing and we're ahead of schedule anyway. He's just justifying his payrise."

JOHN: "Nah he's not that clever, he's got insert coin syndrome."

Insert Coin Syndrome by heavypettingzoo October 22, 2009

friend zone syndrome 

An affliction where a patient uses "friend zone" unironically.
The patient sees friendships with people of sexual appeal as a failure.

In fact, this is actually a symptom of a number of other hidden problems (failure to meet new people regularly, failure to negotiate sexuality in an upfront way, failure to enjoy the sorts of people one is interested in sleeping with, and so on)

A: "Someone I know isn't giving me sex. I mean, I haven't been upfront, because I fear even polite rejection... But the only thing I want from them is sex, and they're the only person I am going to meet this year. Please, help me get out of the friend zone!"

B: "That's your problem: you've got friend zone syndrome."

friend zone syndrome by Openly sexual nice guy September 13, 2012

Open Leg Syndrome 

Ailment suffered by women who can't keep their legs closed.

Stephanie suffers from Open Leg Syndrome.

Open Leg Syndrome by Gollum May 24, 2006