Snaccident

When you try to have a snack but suddenly realize that you are elbow deep in the bag having gone way overboard.

I snaccidentally decided to have a cheat day.

by ClassyAsFuuuuuck October 21, 2022

snacky takey

When your snack has been taken from you, or you take someone’s snack. Either of these are not ok.

Human: I had a piece of cold pizza on the counter, and now it’s gone. Which one of you jerks pulled a snacky takey? Hmm?

Animal: Rufus! You’ve had your treat! That one belongs to Boots!!! No Snacky Takey. Bad dog.

by Cave Creek girl October 30, 2022

snackrilege

1. The act of disrespecting a delicious snack by deliberately consuming a snack of lesser quality

2. treating a low quality snack as interchangeable with a snack of better quality

Man 1:"Hey man, would you like some of my mom's homemade cookies?"
Man 2:"Nah dude, I have these store-brand cookies I got on sale at Walmart."
Man 1: "Woah. that's some serious snackrilege."

by MaeFlower314 November 18, 2022

Snackcident

An unexpected snack that is a happy accident.

Friend 1: A Malteser rolled on the floor right next to my dogs mouth. Woke him up from a nap and ate it.

Friend 2: omg, that is such snackcident!

by GregoryGetsTheGirls November 26, 2022

Snack Captain

The person in the relationship who thinks they’re the better snack buyer, but usually a person who uses this term selfishly is not.

I.E “I am the snack captain and pretzels are a good snack.”
Also
“You’re just mad you’re not the snack captain because you like candy.”

by Ewa WooWa December 27, 2022

snacksuality

The sense of arousal one feels towards a particular snack of choice. Everyone has a different snacksuality and some feel varying levels of (almost) sexual arousal towards snacks.

One might have a crisp snacksuality - a feeling of joy or arousal towards deep fried potatoes.

Others might have a chocolate snacksuality - a feeling of excitement or arousal towards snacks such as wagon wheels or Freddos.

by Being_tate January 6, 2023

Snackzeimers

Snackzeimers, when you smacked something but can't remember you ate it.

Damn..i recall having an apple around here.

But I might've already ate it. Damn snackzeimers

by revellion_of_web January 13, 2023