Beep beep potatoes

Hyperactive and as fast as a rat and stupid like a turkey he likes to hide under the stairs like it was his animal cage and is constantly seen around schools with young girls that are pretty much his slaves. when you walk past him you will know what your next too because it will smell like a garbage truck and you will think your inside of an insane asylum because of how autistic he acts.

john cena: "hey did you see beep beep potatoes?"
johnny sins" "not only did i see him i heard and smelt him and it was gross"

by Mr_Lamington February 17, 2019

Arookstock potatoe shooter

Amish man shitting on a women’s tits

man I really wanna arookstock potatoe shooter on a washington country women’s titties

by sophie grace September 5, 2020

Potatoes in your garbage

What happens in your kitchen when you're high on shatter.

In the kitchen.

Nigel: "I'm going to put my potatoes in your garbage"

Will: "AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"

by JackVonCrow May 21, 2019

Hot potato chess

Blitz/fast chess

-"Hey do you want to play some hot potato chess?"
-"yes bro."

by Roller Skate Mouse December 6, 2022

feel like a potato

The phrase feel like a potato defines as feeling useless and lazy

Bloody hell I feel like a potato today not done owt all day !

by Flemelem January 27, 2021

Wendy's Baked Potato

When you take a crap and in a thin zip lock bag, and then stick it into the microwave until the poop is hot and the bag is about to break. Then you spread the girls butt cheeks and slowly drizzle the poop into her ass. You then cover you dick in bacon bits and butter, and do her analy. She then puts on a ginger wig and says it way better than fast food.

I gave my sister a Wendy's Baked Potato yesterday

by Purple Dragon 44 January 27, 2014

sneaking out potato

To search for a hidden vegetable, then sneaking it out of the room with nobody noticing

"I was sneaking out potato...That was when he saw me"

by Pseudomynous Rex August 28, 2017