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Furious snake pirate

A throbbing penis that leans slightly to one side
I was with this guy last night and he had this furious snake pirate. It was horrendous
by themanwiththefurioussnake October 3, 2017
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Pirate's Night

Do you think he's a pirate's night kind of white boy? Looks like it.
by Googlygoogleeyes July 30, 2023
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O*C Pirate

Pirate from Orange County AKA The Land of the Milk & Honeys... Pirates from OC usually are full blown dope fiends. If they don't sell drugs themselves they're more than likely a middle man that can get you bomb drugs (especially opiates like Fetynol and Heroin) If you run into the rare but still very real pirate that doesn't sell/middle dope then make sure you have any and all items of value/worth close to your body or within eye shot. They are the ones that will take everything you don't watch!

The official pirate motto is: "Take what you want, and give nothing back!" If you live by this motto and/or believe it fully then you may be a pirate. And if you live in OC and believe it then you fall into the O*C Pirate and you are at the top of the hierarchy of all pirates. This eliteness gives you the authority to take anything you may deem worthy of your taking and keeping without having to ask or purchase. This is because it follows the pirate motto.

When it comes to police no kind of admiration or friendship may be allowed between Pirate and ALL POLICE OFFICERS Of any kind. Failure to follow this can lead to immediate excommunication from being a pirate and all benefits of the pirate motto and more. If you have to ask if you're a pirate you most likely are not one. This is because to be a pirate you must be certain in all things always. If there is any form of doubt ever a pirate will make their choice based on whatever gives them the most.
DUDE: Hey bro I'm in Orange County and need to score who can I hit up?
BRO: Dude you don't know any O*C Pirate They are always the best!
DUDE: Yeah the last one I met said I was a lame and took everything I had!
BRO: Checks out! I don't think we can be friends anymore dude...
by Pirate SCB November 1, 2021
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Sappy Pirate

When you use tree sap as lube to finger someone’s butthole until they tell you where the buried treasure is
Arrr, I’m going to give you the sappy pirate!
by Jackoff Sparrow June 14, 2020
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Pirate Eye

When you cum in a girls eye with such velocity that she is forced to wear an eye patch for a period of time.
Why’s Katie walking around with an eyepatch?

Oh, Eric Pirate Eye’d her last week.
by Ohfucktheytookmyname February 15, 2021
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Butt Pirate

When you sit on someones head and rip ass on their head.
We were sitting in gym and Charles pulled a Butt Pirate on me. I smelled like a fart all day long.
by Dark Lotuz April 12, 2010
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Pirate AYE_adT_kok

When a pirate loses his booty to a kok rambler member
Pirate AYE_adT_kok thanks for the donation of 10 dollars
by Joepoe May 3, 2023
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