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pee is cool
pee can have a light side and dark
by carl weather now February 4, 2019
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pee laxative

Fluoxetine
Brand name: Prozac
Selective Serotonin Reuptake Inhibitor (SSRI)
It can treat depression, obsessive-compulsive disorder (OCD), bulimia nervosa, and panic disorder.
yo i just took a pee laxative im gonna go meet my girlfriends
by pissqueen February 8, 2021
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Pee Jar

A jar (typically a mason jar) used to store urine. Mainly used in the middle of the night when one is too lazy to go all the way to the bathroom. Or for when that one pussy is too afraid to go to the bathroom after a scary movie.
Person1: “Dude, I gotta pee but I don’t wanna walk to the bathroom.”

Person2: “Just use the pee jar, bruh.”
by Daddy Dimadome August 20, 2020
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Invisible pee

When your dog pees on the carpet and you act like you didn’t see it so you don’t have to clean it up.
Oh shoot, I didn’t see that Invisible pee spot.
by Gogurt 2020 snack November 2, 2020
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Pee Dubbin

Sniffing stale fuel in order to get a very hard erection that lasts for hours.
Nigel had to stretch out his tight back after a Pee Dubbin session had him performing autofellacio for hours.
by DubbinDave October 11, 2023
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Peeing On The Poo

A phrase used to break the silence when you enter a Men's bathroom and there are empty urinals, but a guy is using the stall standing up facing forward. There are only a few reasons that man is using the stall, that way: Stage fright, doing coke, waiting for a gay guy, or breaking up an unflushed piece of poo with his piss stream.
Nick walks into a men's bathroom at a pub and notices empty urinals and a guy pissing face forward in a stall.

Nick: Hey, you peeing on the poo?

Stall guy: (sniffs & flushes toilet) Haha.
by Studs Lonigan III November 24, 2024
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rock-pee

The water that drips from the cave ceiling that is most definitly not the pee of a rock. Rocks can not pee, that is imposible
Jimmy: Its peeing
Karl: No, thats rain
Jimmy: Look up do you see coulds no those are rocks its rock-pee
by Aperre August 17, 2024
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