Noobraham Lincoln 

What you call someone who is has a particularly lame beard. Typically this person will have a fuzzy neck beard, even after months and months of letting it grow out.

A: Hey, check out my beard man!

B: Wow, that looks terrible. How long have you been growing it?

A: Almost six month now. I think it's coming in nicely.

B: Ya, ok... Noobraham Lincoln.

Noobraham Lincoln by Noobraham Lincoln May 30, 2008

noobtard 

Noobtards are the lowest on the food chain of internet gaming. 1) Usually associated with spawning, bots and other methods of griefing[. 2) being a [newb and thus totally sucking.

1. Man would you look at that noobtard over there, he's been in the same place all round.

2. Wow, that noobtard totally sucks.

noobtard by Skudd April 29, 2004

noobmaster69 

a bitch who spends his entire life in his mom's basement with their arms up their ass

noobmaster69's mom gae

noobmaster69 by meme_mastah May 8, 2019

noobass 

Somebody who is both a noob (new at something, incompetent at a particuar job etc noob/newbie) and somebody you don't like.

It can also be used to describe someone that is partial to sammarksing.

Hey noobass, out of the way!

OR

Hey, let me just beat this noobass and we can get going.

OR

Did you see that guy? He was such a noobass!

noobass by Dr R Gurudwaras May 22, 2008

noobify 

The act of loseing skill in a specific game.

"dude i havnt played counter-strike in 2 weeks and im begining to noobify.

noobify by Radical Ed August 5, 2006

noobulated

how one feels after being educated by a noob, esp. on a trivial subject matter; being "pwned" by a noob.

I feel so n00bulated that I can't get these 'speakers' working!

noobulated by CW April 12, 2004

NoobJock 

A special brand of Noob or Newbie. Someone who has been playing a game for over a year, yet still has all the qualities of a Noob.

Some NoobJock named BlowMe, just TeamKilled me on Halo because I had the fucking Sniper Rifle.

NoobJock by Sam November 2, 2004