Noob Af

When someone is a complete loser and boring as hell, you can call them a noob af.

EX. OMG are you doing your math homework right now, your a noob af.

by BussyLover101 December 11, 2022

noob

someone who is new at something (generally a game) the noo in noob sounds like new(relating to its definition)

yo you’re trash at this game you noob

by idkwhattput February 29, 2020

noob

usually used on video games and such online social games

1: Haha look at that noob she only has 3 xp

2:ha ha yeah

by Ali.xoxo October 31, 2015

noob

noob

a synonym, although a neutral or offensive one (depending on the situation and context) one, for a rookie or a newbie.

military drill sergeant (adressing a private): yo noob, wat might yor name be?

private: Sir, my name is Michael Jordan.

drill sergeant : as in Michael Jordan the basketball star?

private: yes and no. yes, since Jordan is my middle name and I am proud of it, and no because my last name is not Jordan and sorry I am not related to Michael Jordan the basketball star.

by Sexydimma April 18, 2012

Noob

Person who just started playing a video game especially call of duty

Wow Doug is only a level 2 prestige, he is a noob

by Samantha124388 May 2, 2025

Noob

A term or phrase used mainly by nerds and geeks who spend 24/7 on countless pc/video games. The word has literally no purpose in the world and is a waste on the english language. You will have to be a complete moron to use this term. Seriously, no one uses this any more.

Nerd 1: So last night i was on world of warcraft and I battled against some noob with an axe. What a quantum recombobulator!

Nerd 2: Wait that was me! You're such a Windows Vista!!!
Yeah, I went there!

Nerd 1: Oh no you di'int I bet you can't calculate Pi to even one digit!

Geek: I was playing on zombie attack 3 the other night when some noob zombie hit me with my own calculator!

Gangsta: Fuck you man, get your ass outside and learn some better trash talk.

by Cittycat April 15, 2012

Gary Noob

A member of the community with little hair, a Gary Noob is tardy on a regular basis. Seriously challenged mentally and physically a Gary Noob is an under achiever at work, in game and while on the dance mat. Enjoys Pokemon, Toy Soldiers and riding hand.

Person 1: Robert absolutely destroyed him on the dance mat.
Person 2: Yeah, he's such a Gary Noob.

by Bob Dinger August 24, 2011