numb nuts

A beta player, an absolute novice

My manz is a numb nuts, he won't give me a drink

by Baddies_In_The_Club March 25, 2022

Nut Cupping

verb. when a woman cups a man's testicles while performing fellatio

Sonja was nut cupping me until I blew in her mouth.

by DirtyJerzE January 19, 2007

nut up

(v.) To gird ones loins. Nutting up entails using one's proverbial balls or "nuts". Mainly used on the US west coast, it's the sister (brother?) term to cowboy up.

I better nut up or I'm gonna get my ass kicked in this fight.

by Neilmiser May 14, 2004

Nut Cleavage

The area on the underside of he scrotum(nut sack) in between the testicles.

Franco: Man it sure is hot!
Jimmy: How hot is it?
Franco: It's hotter than Satan's nut cleavage!

by Franco55 April 6, 2009

jiz-nuts

the medical condition which occurs when large quantites of semen cover the pubic hair that resides on the scrotum. the semen may be either dry or still gooey.

After beatin' my meat last nite, i had the worst case of jiz-nuts

by dbcooper January 1, 2005

Nut Hammock

A nut hammock is a loose term used to describe men's thongs.

Instead of boxers, Bill is wearing his "nut hammock" today.

by Honda Dave January 5, 2009

lover's nuts

Testicular pain caused by prolonged sexual stimulation without ejaculation.

EXAMPLE:

' At the next table, also alone, was Cyprian Ukwende, the Indaro, the Nigerian . . .

. . . ' He needed a woman, too, or a bunch of women who would fuck him hundreds of times a week, because he was so full of lust and jism all the time. And he ached to be with his Indaro relatives. Back home, he had six hundred relatives he knew by name.

' Ukwende's face was impassive as he ordered the Number Three Breakfast with whole-wheat toast. Behind his mask was a young man in the terminal stages of nostalgia and lover's nuts. '

--- 1973. KURT VONNEGUT. "Breakfast of Champions, or, Goodbye Blue Monday." Chapter 11 (Pages 92 - 93).

by Dinkum March 4, 2014