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Matt

An extremely good looking man with a huge penis that is guaranteed to give a woman multiple orgasms. Will be there for you through the good and bad times.
Why are these sheets soaking wet? Was a Matt here?
by Longfellow D June 7, 2021
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Matt

A guy with the biggest penis that is the size of Godzilla, Matt can also touch a girl and give her 8 exact orgasims. He’s also a Jedi with his meat he can make it levitate and choke you with it. Matt isn't your average guy, this guy is capable of things you didn't know existed. He’s also a sex god and go 56 hours without busting in one session. People named “Matt” usually have a 1 on a rice purity test. When you see a “Matt” do not engage him.
Matt is such a sweet person
by Idkehattoput5783 November 20, 2023
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Matt Van Pelt

Matthew thinks he’s the shit and lies to his friends to prove himself.
Matt Van Pelt is such a faggot, holy shit
by Jakob Perry December 30, 2019
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Matt Horan

A slight obese but not overly obese man who cares for his hair. And also doesn’t brush his teeth
Don’t be a Matt Horan when u are anticipating a coming out party.
by Lester 2 September 11, 2021
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Matt Mojsej

A male figure that is worldly known for having a 13” cock.... not only that but he is very good at his sports and you should watch out he might be in your moms bed tonight
I opened up my moms room tonight and I saw matt Mojsej doing my mom what a great day
by Any land is your land December 6, 2017
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Pulling the Matt

Saying one will return back soon but never actually coming back
James pulled a Matt and hasnt been back in 42 hours Pulling the Matt
by Grimeggs August 7, 2014
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Matt

Matt looks like he would be an angel, smart, kind and funny. But in reality Matt is nothing but a devil, an egg some most call him, spilling his nasty opinions on everyone. The feeling of a being around a Matt is like when you get new boots for the first time but then fall face-first onto mud.
Friend 1: omg look at that bully kicking the teacher
Friend 2: oh he must be a Matt
by MattTheRottenEgg December 29, 2020
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