taint master

ryan rader

by sama April 28, 2003

butt face crack master

a fat fuck who will fart so bad you have to leave the area.

guy#1- i have to fart man. *farts*
guy#2- awwww thats rank you butt face crack master!

by the1stikkia August 17, 2009

heroic master chief

a person obssessed with Final Fantasy VII, saying that FF7 pwns anyhting...easily!

Look out! We are dealing with one big heroic master chief. EAT BABIES!!!!!!!!

by m a p l e j e t March 24, 2004

chicken master

The name of the man who is believed to have eaten 10 buckets of chicken in 3 minutes, hence "Chicken Master". It is also believed that chicken master doesn't chew on his chicken, but merely swallows it whole, we tried to contact the local KFfor confirmation but Chicken Master was unavailable at the time. Throughout Chicken Masters life, he has been the origin of many classic quotes, here is just a few of them: "Chicken? Chicken, answer me!! Chicken!?!? CHIIIKEENNNNN"
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE ALL OUT OF CHICKEN!?!?!"
"Square Enix was bought by Microsoft"
"The following takes place between the drumstick, and the wing
"I'll have the chicken with a caesar salad, hold the salad"
"Splinter Cell is better than metal gear solid"
He also likes to tell boring stories about spanish class.

Chicken master sucks

by H@10 m0dd3ers September 23, 2008

cock master

An insult commonly used to insuate that a man is homosexual.

I can't beleive Bill did that to me. Bill's a cock master.

by P S June 29, 2006

Pleasing Master Wok

1.) What O'niell does in his spair time

2.) Jerking off to feel good

"What the hell is takeing O'niell so long in that bathroom !"

" He is having trouble finding his small Master Wok"

by Greg Romano November 27, 2004

Squirrel Master

A person that displays the following physical and mental characteristics: permed hockey mullet, wears pop bottle glasses, trailer park style white trash, old bag, pedafile, teaches her little kid to play grab ass, looks like a squirrel and tries to get nuts, always shares her sex life or lack of sex life, its been said that love is a bag away, well for the squirrel master it is more like love is a body bag away.

Cindy at the coffee pot is the squirrel master.

by ??? April 22, 2003